Ukulele (how many of these have I done?)

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Hanji: okay, Levi. I've packed the ukulele in a box full of explosives and I buried it deep in a forest. So hopefully no one will discover it.

Levi: yeah, but don't you think we should've destroyed it?

Hanji: Levi I don't want to unleash those evil spirits

Levi: true

Eren: (walks in holding ukulele) hey guys!

Hanji:...

Levi:....

Hanji: Eren where did you get that?

Eren: I was walking in the forest then I saw it laying on the ground so I thought oh Hanji San must've dropped her ukulele so I decided to give it to you!

Levi: H-Hanji you buried that thing right!?

Hanji: yes! With explosives and a-

(Giant explosion)

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