"Pass the Snickers?"
"You already ate more than half the bag, Mare."
"And?"
"Robin deserves some credit for buying that exact candy you're consuming."
"Batgirl is the one in charge here, Mr. Sidekick."
"Call me that one more time, I dare you."
"Mr. Sidekick."
"That's it-"
"Milo! You son of a-"
"Fuck! Why do you always punch me in the balls?"
"Reflex?"
"I was just tickling you."
"Exactly."
"Great, now we won't be able to have kids due to my damaged dick."
"We?"
"I, I said I."
"Pretty sure I heard the word 'we.'"
"You heard what you wanted to hear, babe."
"Did I?"
"You did."
"No, I'm pretty sure you implied we'd have sex someday."
"Someday?"
"Milo!"
"Goodnight!"
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Short Story"It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Sto...
