"HOLY SHIT!"
"FUCK, IT'S ME!"
"Damnit Milo! You can't just sneak up on someone in pitch black, grab them by the waist, and not expect them to knee you right in the balls!"
"Silly me."
"Is your dick okay?"
"Probably not, thanks to you."
"Sorry."
"Its fine."
"This place is creepy."
"It's a graveyard, what'd you expect?"
"Why did you ask me to meet you in a sketchy graveyard again?"
"I wanted to show you something."
"What?"
"Follow me."
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"The sky. You brought me here to look at the sky."
"Yep."
"It's cold. I'm going home."
"No, wait. Look."
"Wow."
"That is what I wanted to show you."
"A meteor shower."
"Yeah."
"Thanks."
"No problem."
"Why'd you give me your coat?"
"You're cold, aren't you?"
"Pft, no."
"I guess I'll just take it back then."
"Touch this coat and your dick is in for round two."
"Damn."
"You're stupid."
"I like you too."
"If this is your attempt at flirting with me, it's not working."
"Are you sure?"
"Okay, maybe it is working...a little."
"I'm just that irresistible."
"Sure you are, Mr. Milo."
"So you're glad I dragged you out here after all?"
"I chose to accept your invitation to this eerie graveyard."
"Same difference."
"Yes. I'm glad I came...this is amazing."
"Mare?"
"Hm?"
"Faith and I broke up."
"What?"
"We broke up."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear."
"It's fine, we both agreed things just weren't working."
"How come?"
"I uh, I met someone else."
"Ooh, Mr. Milo's got a crush."
"Shut up."
"Who is it? Tell me."
"Maybe some other time."
"Ugh, fine. Promise you'll tell?"
"Promise."
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chats with batboy
Short Story"It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Sto...
