"Batman speaking."
"Shut up."
"I made you laugh."
"No shit sherlock, that ridiculous gruff voice you're trying to pull of is hilarious."
"You've wounded me."
"Good."
"Are you busy?"
"Not at the moment."
"Excellent."
"Wait, why?"
"Meet me at the Saint Bernard graveyard in half an hour."
"Do you plan on murdering me?"
"Possibly."
"At a graveyard?"
"Why not?"
"..."
"Well?"
"I'll be there."
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chats with batboy
Short Story"It's not like you could do anything about Milo." "Who says I can't? I'm Batman. Give the signal and I'll fucking be there." A boy with a unique Batman obsession converses with a smart mouthed girl who has a thing for superheroes. + #10 in Short Sto...
