twenty-five

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kookiemonster: k so like

kookiemonster: i can't feel my ass

kookiemonster: and i think i saw a episode on stories from the er or whatever

kookiemonster: and i think you pARALYZED MY ASS by bang bang banging it so hard

kookiemonster: for the sake of my ass, no mo office shenanigans okok

bigtaesty: ha nope.

kookiemonster: ik i just wanted to c wat u would say

bigtaesty: happy easter

bigtaesty: *attached image*

kookiemonster: ... is dat a banana

bigtaesty: fr babe it's my dick

kookiemonster: ooHHHHHHHH

kookiemonster: cute

bigtaesty: cute???

bigtaesty: it's a fucking dragon

kookiemonster: omg i luv g dragon

bigtaesty: im loosing my bf to an idol

bigtaesty: wow

kookiemonster: im js

kookiemonster: if g dragon offered to run away with me on our wedding day

kookiemonster: i would run away with him

bigtaesty: u know what

bigtaesty: *attached image*

kookiemonster: y is that a pic of my limited edition g dragon stand up board

bigtaesty: *attached image*

kookiemonster: nEXT TO a BOtTLE Of GAsOlINE?!?!?!!!!?!!

bigtaesty: this is for calling my dick cute.

bigtaesty: and leaving me for an idol u unfaithful hoe

kookiemonster: KIM TAEHYUNG NOOOOOOOOOOOO

kookiemonster: PLS I WIL CRI

bigtaesty: wow it's rlly warm in here

bigtaesty: g dragon makes a gr8 fireplace

kookiemonster: OMG NO

kookiemonster: OMG

kookiemonster: OMG STOP OR I WILL SEW MY ASS SHUT

bigtaesty: u won't

kookiemonster: bitch im a champion sew professional

kookiemonster: say goodbye to your pleasure

kookiemonster: FOREVER

bigtaesty: u could still suc my dick

kookiemonster: ur cute lil jelly bean dick

bigtaesty: istg

bigtaesty: look outside

kookiemonster: y r here with a handcuffs and a--

kookiemonster: BOI THIS AINT SOME 50 SHADES OF GREY KSHEHEOD

kookiemonster: WHY U GOTTA WHIP N SHIT OML

bigtaesty: im coming in

kookiemonster: *locks door

bigtaesty: im in ur house

bigtaesty: im climbing the stairs

kookiemonster: *calls police

kookiemonster: omg nO i hear u!!?!!

bigtaesty: im opening the door

kookiemonster: no

kookiemonster: oh hi der

bigtaesty: daddy gon give u a spanking

kookiemonster: *bends ova

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this is shit im srry

give me song suggestions or new music pls to listen to

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