Spider man X Deadpool (long one shots)

Hello~ (chapter 1)

Okay so umm as I promised this chapter will be told from multiple points of view and will be in between 800-evening love U 2 BITS no seriously my parents are gonna get me a bunch of Deadpool shiz but also I am sick with allergies, therefore, GIMME A BREAK all I'm saying is that if this looks like I didn't even try it's because I'm not really feeling well
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Wade's POV
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Cold, dark, and damp. Those were the only words to describe the alley. Blood splattered across the walls. I heard a few whispers in the distance forcing me to see what or who it was. I saw a pair of legs hanging off the side of a building. Thinking it was an escaping bastard I made my way up. Although when I arrived I saw no bastard well possibly I wasn't sure.

He was wearing a suit. I quietly crept back up behind him and attacked him to make sure. He fought back but for once someone had beaten me. "That should teach you not to mess with me." His voice was so very innocent. I smirked and immediately flashed back a comment," sorry baby boy I'm kinda busy right now~."

I tried squirming my way out of the webs he had trapped me in. He smiled and leaped away, I groaned, "bad Deadpool." I had managed to grab my katanas and cut myself free. I smiled, "good Deadpool."

I ran in the direction the young man went in. Eventually, I caught up to him. He was sitting atop another building. WHAT IS SOOOOOOO AMUSING ABOUT THAT I MEAN KILLING PEOPLE ON A BUILDING IS ONE THING BUT JUST SITTING A- AND STARING WHYYYYYYYYYYY. (That's what I said baby and everyone is aware that italics mean he is thinking it right? RIGHT?!)

I crept up behind him again and pinned him down. "So who is under the mask." He yelled, "NO STOP." I pulled it off almost immediately. Silky brown hair with his almond colored eyes with pale skin.

"What's your name baby boy." "WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU." "Because if we are gonna fuck I wanna know it." I smirked, he had complete shock I'm his eyes, "WHAT." I chuckled, "nothin~."

He flipped us over so he was on top. My eyes widened. I began thinking to myself what if he pulls off my mask! What the fuck did I just do?! I jumped up and began running away legs throbbing already. I whispered to myself, "this is what I get for not going on my morning run."

I had realized after a short amount of time there were no more buildings to jump onto. I smirked jumping off the building landing on a car.
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Peter/Spider-Man
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Who was that?! I don't know but I wanna find out... Is that bad...?

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Hope u enjoyed this ass crap of a chapter 😂😭 so anyway bye guys have a fab day/night/evening love U 2 BITS