Aries: "I thought we were going to have some real fun, like going to a concert but instead you brought me to the depths of hell"
Taurus: "GEMINI LOOK AT THOSE MONKEYS GETTING IT ON! I WISH I COULD GET SOME ACTION LIKE THAT!"
Gemini: "Taurus, we are in public please stop screaming about the monkeys fricking"
Cancer: "all I smell is poop and body odor, but I'm here to have a great time, let's go guys"
Leo: "DID YOU HEAR THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK!? EVERYONE COME QUICK THIS IS THE BEST DAY!"
Virgo: "this fucking parrot just bit me"
Libra: "THE GIRAFFE LICKED ME AND NOW I HAVE HIVES WHAT DO I DO"
Sagittarius: "maybe you shouldn't mock the parrot Virgo, and libra calm down you're being dramatic,again"
Scorpio: "look guys the elephant is pooping on its baby!"
Capricorn: "Scorpio, that not even funn-*giggles* it's not f-*laughing* okay it's funny"
Aquarius: "uhm...people are starting to stare at us, I know how to take care of it *begins to flip people off*"
Pisces: FUCK THE LION JUST CHARGED ME FUCK ITS TRYING TO KILL ME
Everyone: "great here comes security, RUN"
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
बेतरतीबEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
