59 | Robbing a house

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Aries: "Alright, I'll go first, everyone knows the plan right...move to your positions."

Taurus: *thinking to themselves* I only came because I want to wear black.

Gemini: "Aries...are you sure this is a good idea, I don't need a criminal record..."

Cancer: "WE'RE IN, RANSACK THE FOOD, GRAB THE RAMEN, TAKE THE FOOD ALL OF IT GO GO GO"

Leo: "Guys...oh my god they have a dog, who's a cute puppy, you are yes you are"

Virgo: "GEMINI SHUT UP THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE BEING BAD WHOOOO"

Libra: "Leo shut up, and leave the dog alone we have a job to do"

Scorpio: "I have to pee, can I use the bathroom?"

Sagittarius: "GUYS SHUT UP THEY ARE GOING TO HEAR US"

Capricorn: *crying* "I can't rob a house I just can't"

Aquarius: "Get it together Capricorn, let's go find the money"

Pisces: *turns lights on* WHY ARE YOU ALL ROBBING ME WTF, WE ARE FRIENDS

Everyone else: "SHIT WE ARE IN THE WRONG HOUSE"

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