Aries: "STOP OR I SWEAR I WILL PINCH YOU!!!"
Taurus: "You're mine. Tell that bitch to BACK OFF."
Gemini: "hmmm..is that you're best attempt at making me jealous?"
Cancer: "Are you implying that he/she is better than me? Because that's fucking immature."
Leo: "You wanna play that game? Cuz I can make YOU jealous too." *starts flirting with random guy/girl*
Virgo: "Well at least I have nothing to be jealous about... I mean, I'm fucking awesome..."
Libra: "Go be with him/her then!" *flips hair and walks away dramatically*
Scorpio: "Idgaf." *whispers* "I hope you die, bitch."
Sagittarius: "Wait, WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?" *Storms over glaring*
Capricorn: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" *punches you in the face*
Aquarius: "wow... You actually act as if I give a fuck."
Pisces: *cries broken-heartedly* 5 minutes later on the phone: "OMG Jessica, he was like such a man whore, flirting with her and everything...I'm gonna RUIN his social status."
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
