Overdramatic pansexual with(out?) internet part 2

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Day ??? Too lazy to care:

I have successfully leeched onto my neighbor's Internet I guess I'm safe for now *phew*. I wonder... If I were to wear rainbow tie-dye clothing to school will people finally get the idea of how gay I really am? Nah everyone is probably too thick headed.

At least potatoes love me... Right?

Potato: whatever you want to believe.

I have my phone. Yes my one true love in this world QWQ.

I have also come to the realization that I should start planning ahead on the whole hoarding because I love objects more than actual human interaction. Oh yeah I've also discovered that there's this thing called outside, that's where people supposedly go when they don't have Internet. I shall try venturing in the deep wilderness after my neighbor finds out~ ahahahaha!

Question: would you rather be a criminal mastermind or a highly intelligent detective?

Remember kids, objects and animals are better than people. Not to mention books!

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