If I was Percy

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-Talking about my dad-

Me: Dad! Where you at?

-Nemean Lion-

Me: Kitty!

-Chimera-

Me: Kitty on crack!

-Dracaena-

Me: Snek!

-Cyclopes-

Me: I stab yer eye

-Minotaur-

Me: Kobe beef!

-Medusa-

Me: Fix your weave!

-Those cannibal giants that were nicknamed Canadians-

Me: TIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!

Canadians:......*Scoots away*

-During Ares fight scene-

Me: Fite meh bro

-Finding Nico-

Me: You are definitely gay

-When Bianca dies-

Me: *Screams like Armin*

-When Luke dies-

Me: Bye bitch

-Immortality offering-

Me: HELL YEAH!

-Gaia's awakening-

Me: I knew I should've shoved tampons in my nose

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