Emily: Cat fight news
Apollo: What kind of cat fight?
Emily: Woman beats up husband's mistress
Zeus: That's not so bad
Emily: And strips her in public. No one came to the mistress to help
Ares: What the hell
Percy: Wow...
Bopha: That's normal
Leo: How?
Bopha: Depends. Where is this at?
Emily: Guess
Apollo: Vietnam. The women there are vicious as shit
Ares: Russia
Zeus: Korea
Bopha: China
Percy: Japan
Leo: Thailand
Emily:......
Leo: It is Thailand! I knew it!
Emily: It's China
Leo: Dang it!
Bopha: Of course. The women are crazy
Emily: Basic story is mistress sleeps with husband. Wife finds out gathers her girls to beat the girl in public
Zeus: That's it?
Emily: Bystanders didn't help
Ares: This whole thing sounds like a shitty teen movie
Percy: My question is why beat up the mistress? Why not the husband?
Bopha: The husband is probably rich. Either that or she already did
Ares: *Laughs* "Did you cheat on me?" "No..." She just slaps him. He goes outside to hold a sign saying how he's a dirty cheater
Bopha: I did that to Leo. I was mad at him so I ripped his shirt off made him stand in my apartment hallway holding a sign that says "I made my girlfriend mad" in Khmer, English and Chinese
Emily: How do you think their convo went?
Apollo: "你恶心荡妇你们怎么敢偷我的丈夫！如果你想要一个男人，不好去酒吧，发现自己喝醉了谁是愿意睡别人丑如您" Something like that
Bopha: True.
Ares: Is it just me or do I want to see a cat fight between Bopha and Tiffany
Zeus: No one would win because they're both monsters
Bopha: Uh yeah I'm not deaf
Zeus: I mean...one has a PSI of 232 the other knows the most powerful fighting styles and punches people in between the legs
Ares: True
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Fandom Krack
HumorNo more sugar for me May contain yaoi/yuri/hentai here or there... Also expect some OOC just for the sake of humor Edit: Changed the name from Video game crack to Fandom Krack
