Johnny: Candy News
Me: YES! Wooo!
Sub-Zero: What kind?
Johnny: A 4 year old brings heroin to daycare...thinking it was candy
Sonya: How cute
Everyone: *Start cracking up*
Me: Sonya's just like "How cute~"
Nightwolf: I can imagine all the kids sitting quietly
Scorpion: "What's wrong with the kids?!"
Sub-Zero: "Do you have more?"
Smoke: "This is awesome"
Me: "I hear colors"
Everyone: *Cracks up even more*
Me: Now imagine if it was marijuana edibles
Jax: Oh shit
Johnny:...*Waits for everyone to stop clowning* So what happened was this 4 year old found heroin in her backpack-
Me: Found?
Liu Kang: I know it's just like "Oh my gosh I found candy"
Lao: "For all my fwiends today I'm going to give them candy!"
Johnny: -that was given to her by her mom after the little girl's backpack was ruined by a family pet
Sub-Zero: That sucks
Johnny: After she passed it all out the teachers noticed and started collecting them
Scorpion: How is that possible?
Sonya: Yeah because kids are really stubborn
Scorpion: "Kuko gimme the candy"
Me: "Noooooooo Miiiinnnnneeeeee!" *Pretends to slowly put candy in her mouth*
Scorpion: "Kuko..."
Me: *Still pretending to put candy in my mouth*
Sonya: "No put it down"
Scorpion: "Little miss put that down right now"
Me: *pretends that I'm chewing on candy*
Scorpion and Sonya: *Gasp* "Kuko!"
Everyone: *Cracking up*
Johnny: The mom has been charged with maintaining a drug property and three counts of endangering the welfare of a child
Kurtis: I knew it
Kabal: Of course you did
Johnny: The four year old is staying with a relative
Jax: I'm surprised they didn't eat it right away
Liu Kang: I know. If I was in that class and she passed that out, as soon as I get it I would have been high as hell
Lao: *Cracks up because he knows it's true*
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Fandom Krack
HumorNo more sugar for me May contain yaoi/yuri/hentai here or there... Also expect some OOC just for the sake of humor Edit: Changed the name from Video game crack to Fandom Krack
