Kano: So what's Sonya doing?
Me: Making pies
Kano: Are you sure?
Me: Yup! Pecan pies-
Kano: (Maybe she might serve us explosive pies. Oh shit! I just remembered I'm allergic to pecan pies! That bitch!)
Me: -with ice cream! She burned herself one time
Kano: Oh really?
Me: *Nods* She started screaming "Ow! Sonova bitch! Holy fuck that hurts!"
Kano: Well thank you for sharing that with me, Kandy Android
Me: My name's Kukoloid
Kano: Same thing. I'll share this with my friends
Me: Tell them I'm also making Indonesian noodles
Kano: *Runs away to Edenia*
~Edenia~
Shang Tsung: That's what she told you?
Kano: Yes!
Afterwards Shang Tsung had every kitchen raided and then he realized: He fucked up
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Fandom Krack
HumorNo more sugar for me May contain yaoi/yuri/hentai here or there... Also expect some OOC just for the sake of humor Edit: Changed the name from Video game crack to Fandom Krack
