Important lessons

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Johnny: Ok, what do you say when someone offers you drugs?

Me: "No thank you, I need all my teeth to eat"

Johnny: Good! Now what do you say when someone threatens to kill you?

Me: "This little girl can commit murder too"

Johnny: Great! Now lets go get some Japanese food

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