The tail of Bob and Jeffrey :3

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bruh this is the story of Bob Hiffleshiem.(They/It/Pen/she/starchild pronouns) and her kangaroo jeffrey :3

Once upon a time, Bob Hilleshiem was born in an alleyway next to a stripclub. She, despite other children, was born at the age of 23. Her father gave her a small loan of a million dollars to help start her career in going to college, but she took the money after her father died and used it to become a stripper.

Soon, Bob was a millionaire. Unfortunately, she used this money to buy a mansion and a kangaroo, in which the kangaroo burned down her house. Along with all of her money, except for the $4000 she had in her purse. She used this money to buy an old, broken down house on the empty street of Nopetitty Lane, in Massachusetts. Her only neighbor was a family on the right side of the street, but pretty far down.

Far enough down to not hear the screams of Bob's victims. Yes bob was a killer, and a drug dealer; she used the crushed up bones of her victims mixed with powdered sugar as her drugs. she would sell the bones and sugar the the cracked out people of her town. Bob was very good at what she did, and it also helped that she trained jeffrey to to help crush all the bones(kangaroos are very strong).

Bob woke up on the morning of September 8th in her bed made from blankets and the souls of the innocent. The sun shone brightly through a broken window, illuminating the specks of dust floating around the room. she took a deep breath in and then threw up because jeffrey farted, and after that she snorted her morning cocaine and drank the starbucks cup she found half full behind Walmart.

She then got dressed into her t-shirt that said "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me" and her jorts (jean shorts) then got jeffrey dressed. It's illegal to own a pet kangaroo so she has to dress him up in a (it's also illegal to own jorts) human suit she made out of the people she killed, and went on with their day.

~~~~~~~no this is not a creepypasta oc or anything like that is just something stupid me and my friend mad e in english class while not doing our work:3:3:3:3;3;3;3;3;3;3;3~~~~~~~~~~~