So today this guy accidentally hits me with a door when I was walking out of class. Instead of saying sorry, he was like "pretty cute" and walked away. Then I realized that I just got hit on. The pun is greater than the pain. I guess you could say that he adores me.
Which American president was least guilty
Lincoln.
He was in a cent.
A bike can't stand on its own its two tired
I poured my root beer into a square cup now it's just beer. I don't drink any alcoholic drinks it's just a pun.
So I was using the bathroom because I had to pee but I couldn't so I thought" come on pee in know urine there." I ended up laughing so hard that I had to pee.
I was throwing away my wrapper at the park and when I looked in I saw a cereal box and all my mom says being me is" why would somebody throw their life away like that"
My dad has full on road rage. We were asking out of the bank and there was a carpet covering two lanes. My dad says" hey Aladdin come out and I'll show you a whole new world in a minute.
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Humori update and try to write some more jokes frequently but i write a lot of jokes in one chappter instead of one in one chapter. i think ill also add in puns and combacks. I don't even know this book is a lot of things. Caution: this will make you la...
