First things first. If there are any mamas out there reading this write now(see what I did there) I appreciate all that you are doing for your child /children. And I do not mean to offend you so let's offend the men first.
RANDOM Mom:Yeah
I'm just kidding.
RANDOM MAN:Yeah * sticks tongue out*
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?One, men will screw anything. ( no offense men)
Now for yo mama jokes
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, its still printing.
Yo mama so fat, I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama said old she new Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so poor she drives a Poor-shhh.
Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
Ok I can always do more but you have to tell me. Comment if I should do more Yo mama jokes. Even one person. For now I am done. I will try to make a new chapter very 2-3 days but I make no promises. Bye.
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!Warning:This will make you laugh!
Humori update and try to write some more jokes frequently but i write a lot of jokes in one chappter instead of one in one chapter. i think ill also add in puns and combacks. I don't even know this book is a lot of things. Caution: this will make you la...
