Winnie Pooh | Double B

eighteen

@jiwonthepooh
Hanbin-ah~~~
How are you?

@hanb1n
Ugh, don't call me like that
I was fine but then you texted me

@jiwonthepooh
How about Dongsaeng-ah? Hanbinnie? Asshole?

@hanb1n
Asshole?

@jiwonthepooh
Asshole.

@hanb1n
Are you my Hazel now or why are we always doing this "okay? okay." shit with other words??

@jiwonthepooh
No I'm not your Hazel.
I'm your Augustus ;)

@hanb1n
Oh, that would be good too
So you'll die earlier than me :)
Please die fast

@jiwonthepooh
That hurts...

@hanb1n
Nothing to thank for

@jiwonthepooh
You're not okay, right?
I think that you always turn into an asshole when you're feeling shitty.
So tell me, what happened?

@hanb1n
Mind your own business.

@jiwonthepooh
Can I may have your address?

@hanb1n
Why should I give you my address?

@jiwonthepooh
Because you already gave me your phone number

@hanb1n
touché