Nothing Personal - An Adam Levine Fan Fiction

Prologue

Just a slight interlude before you start reading.

Hi, this is my first fanfic being uploaded here on Wattpad. I'm just going to be straightforward about this fan fiction: I'm not an amazing writer, but I do enjoy writing and swooning over a band that I've loved for the past few years. Of course, as a Maroon 5 fan -- In particular, the frontman of the band Adam Levine, you would understand how much you love him, only you would. (: This is just about how I see him through my perspective, I'm just sharing this.

Warning:
This story is just simply unedited and filled with grammatical mistakes and (probably an absurd storyline for some of you) of you just can't handle my mistakes, please stop right where you are and remove this story from your library. I'm definitely alright with it, I understand how you feel, grammar Nazis. I will get back to my errors and fix up my storyline now and then. Be sure to constantly update this story, will you?

Enjoy. Seriously.
Love,
amazinglevine.

____________________________

"Hey Grace, YOU WOUDN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Even I, myself have troubles accepting this.", Ashley yelled to me over the phone. Yeah, surprise me. She never fails to do so.

Current state: Driving on a bloody highway. Breathing in deeply.
Possible outcomes: I might be involved in an accident. It solely depends on the surprise she has in store for me.

"Surprise me." I said sarcastically.

"Jared asked me to marry him." she breathed erratically at the end of her phone line.

That was not as bad as I expected. The last round Ashley surprised me, she scared the daylights out of me. I extremely loathe surprises. Even if a person were to surprise me with a luggage bag filled with nothing else but diamonds, it would certainly not amuse me and make me further deduce that that person is a thief.

So, about Jared Leto. That sexy, sexy boyfriend of Ashley's. Oops. I guess that somehow slipped out of my mouth. What the hell? I'm so happy for Ashley!!!

"Wow. Finally. After a zillion years. You're really lucky though. I'm really happy for you. Congratulations, honey." I said. Let me guess, I'm sorry? Don't think of me as sarcastic, but they've dated for like, a million years (just kidding, five years. Humans don't last a million years.)? God bless you, Jared. You're finally making the move.

"... and YOU'RE gonna be my maid of honor." said Ashley. How could I say no?

"Sure. Hell yeah. Ashley, is that even a question? You're my best friend in the entire universe. Let me get the main thing right first. Please to tell me that the best man isn't... HIM." I replied, emphasizing on the word 'him'. I could feel her frown.

"You don't still hate him, do you?" Ashley expressed worriedly.

"Well, you're not answering my question." I bickered.

Now who was I talking about? Adam FUCKING Levine. Right, sorry for the rough language there, I didn't mean to use it. I know it's really, really cliché. But that cocky, selfish, ignorant bastard. Insert more words that relate to those negative words that I have just mentioned, because I despise him just that much. Since the first time we've met, I've decided to hate him.

I literally hate everything about him.