Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor

Not In Middle Earth

"Is anyone else freaking out?"
Losider stared in shock at the snowy forest around them.

"There's no way that this is real."
Piper looked around skeptically.

"You're right! This is all a dream!"
The others jumped at the sound of Frodo's voice.

"How long have you been standing there?"
Legolas asked.

"I followed you guys in."

"Uh guys? Where's Aragorn?"
Melui looked around.
"Or Merry and Vili?"

"They have to be here somewhere."
Piper cupped her hands around her mouth.
"Aragorn! Merry! Vili! Where are you guys?"

Losider wandered away from the others and tried to make sense of what was happening.
"Hey guys! You might want to come see this."

They walked over to where Losider was.
"What?"
Legolas asked.

"What kind of tree is that?"

"That's not a tree Losider."

"Then what is it?"

"It's a.... Thing."

Melui rolled her eyes.
"Obviously."

Whatever the "thing" was, it was tall and black and had a small flame at the top.

"Maybe it's a giant candle."
Frodo guessed.

"Well we won't find anything out by standing here and gawking at it."
Piper walked over and touched it.
"It's metal."

The others walked over to join her when suddenly they heard a branch snap.

They froze.

"What was that?"
Melui asked.

Something was walking towards them. Everyone got behind Legolas.

"What are you guys doing?"

"Getting behind you."
Losider replied.

"Why?"

"You're the most qualified to hold off whatever is coming while we run for our lives."
Losider explained.

It was getting closer.
Legolas tried to back up but was shoved forward by Melui.

"Hey!"

She shrugged.

"Sorry bro."

After all I've done for you...

Legolas expected to hear voices in his head but there was nothing.

That's a relief

The Force you must use Legolas

Dad....

Your father I am not

Stop being weird.

Being weird I am not

I'm in the middle of a situation right now can you please go away?

Go away I will.
Letting your brother play with your Lego's I am.

DAD!!!!

Hehehehe

Whatever was coming towards them finally appeared out of the trees.

For no reason everyone screamed and whatever was coming screamed as well.

They hid behind Legolas and the thing hid behind a tree.

"Go see what it is."
Piper said as they all shoved Legolas forward.