| The Confessions of a cake shipper |

guess who's back back again heather's back tell a friend

aye what up fam its your favorite garbage truck, heather

I got tagged by PanickingWithRoses and novocaineftcal so I guess I'll answer some questions from both I guess lmao

also that's me above I look like trash I know iM an actual troll from under a bridge

RULES
1. you must post the rules
2. you must tag 13 people
3. you must post 13 facts about yourself
4. you have to answer 13 questions from whoever tagged you and create 13 more
5. "I don't do tags" is not acceptable smh at all of you who are tagged and don't do it (I'm calling you out Maya)
6. tag backs are allowed
7. must be finished within a week or I'll hunt you down
8. Be creative
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THIRTEEN FACTS ABOUT ME
1) I consider myself heterosexual and also a girl and I like to say that I'm emo af bUT IM NOT

2) my obsession with Drake is fucking real Meek Mill is trash he ain't shit I will fucking fight anyone on this ((I'll also probably lose said fight because I'm so weak lmao))

3) I love writing and I love poetry so much ohmygod it makes me so happy bless

4) I hate Larry so much ohmygod I'm sorry if I offend anyone ship who you ship but it's not real at all Louis had heterosexual sex with a women and said son was born a few days ago so either Larry is fake or they're in an unhealthy relationship where they're constantly cheating on each other

5) Narry af fuck outta here

6) I am the biggest calum stan out there I love Calum so much

7) I am anti-Huke Lemmings trash

8) Cashton/Cake/Malum trash

9) TAYLOR SWIFT AND ED SHEERAN ARE DATING I SHIP SWEERAN SO MUCH DONT TELL ME ITS NOT REAL IT OBVIOUSLY IS

10) I want to be a law and English major

11) I love GIRL MEETS WORLD AND BOY MEETS WORLD AND I AM ROWAN TRASH AND RUCAS IS FUCKING REAL FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH LUCAYA

12) I'm a huge feminist and I love discussing important topics like reverse racism, white feminism, ableism, etc... sO HOLLA @ ME IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS I FIND IT SO INTRIGUING EVEN IF WE DISAGREE

13) yo I'm straight af but I would marry both Maya and Jayden in a heartbeat I love my friends so much they are bomb af and amazing

1. first fanfic ever read?
iT WAS A MUKE STORY OMG IM SO ASHAMED bUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS NEW TO THE FANDOM I THINK ITS CALLED TO THE MOON AND BACK

2. least fave ship?
Either Larry or Lashton if you ship either stay the fuck away from me smh @ hailey fight me ((jk ship what you want freedom of shipping))

3. if you were to meet a band member who would it be?
James Corden

4. who would you rather meet, Donald Trump of Arzaylea?
I love Arzaylea and I'm not afraid to say it she's awesome and beautiful and Huke Lemmings doesn't deserve her she's too good for him I'd like to meet her

5. Proudest work you have as of rn?
I HAVENT UPDATED ANYTHING IN MONTHS MY READERS HATE ME

6. nO Jayden I do not like Pentatonix

7. If you got meet an Internet friend who would it be?
jAyden because me and Maya are already in NYC

8. Thoughts on Tronnor?
Tronnor  or should I say trOYLER FOR LIFE

9. a place you want to visit some day?
Calum's bed

10. Top Luke or top cal?
Calum tops Luke so hard that Luke had to get a girlfriend just to recuperate

11. Thoughts on phan?
Not real

12. Instagram or snapchat?
Instagram for life

13. YouTube or Vine?
Viners suck ass YouTube for life 

I tag paperxvalentines bc she's the only one who hasn't done this yet I think
Questions for Maya
-do you ship larry?
why do you ship Larry?
Larry is fake do you agree?
Do you watch girl meets world?
Watch girl meets world
Do you ship rucas?
Do you have DjKhaled on snapchat now?
When will you acknowledge that you're emo af?
Favorite ice cream flavor?
oKay that's it I'm done I'm too unoriginal give us more facts about you Maya