Mind Reader ☆ Lashton

Five

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HAS VOTED AND COMMENTED IN TJIS BOOK BC U MAKE ME CRI WITH UR AWESOMENESS SHITS FUCK HTUFFJII. IDEK ANYMORE.

AND THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR(I'm just weird in general. But aren't we all?)

Lol, I honestly don't know what this is. All I know is twaimz and conchobar are used a lot. I had to rewrite this chapter. That sucked.

S a m e d a y a n d t i m e b i t c h e s

"No it's not! Don't be a dont stop acoustic." I mumble. Luke and I where still in class. No one here just yet. We are having an argument over pizza toppings. Luke says mushrooms are a better topping on pizza then pepperoni. Which is complete and utter bullshit if I do say so myself.

"Don't be a what?" He says confusesd.

Ashton: "PEPPERONI IS THE BETTER TOPPING. JUST LIKE JACK IS THE BETER HEMMINGS. DONT YOU UNDERSTAND CHILD."

Luke: "NO, MUSHROOMS ARE BETTER. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BROTHER?"

Ashton: "EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BROTHER. HES THE BETTER HEMMINGS AND WOULDN'T TREAT US PEPPERONI LOVERS LIKE THIS."

Luke: "WELL ALL OF YOU CAN SUCK IT BECAUSE MUSHROOMS ARE THAN PEPPERONIS THINGS AND IM BETTER THAN JACK."

Ashton: (rapidly blinks eyes) "Sorry," (wipes eyes) "I think some of your bullshit got into my eyes."

Luke: (scoffs) "whoopdie doo, mushrooms are better than you."

Ashton: "Your not you when your hungry. Have a conchobar. (hands Luke Louis Tomlinson baby)

Luke: "What the fuck is a conchobar?"

Ashton: "I'll explain it in a song." (Clears throat)

Luke: (laughs) "okay..."

Ashton: "SHA SHABOOYEA ROLL CALL. MY LAST NAME IS TOMLINSON,"

Luke: "YEAHH,"

Ashton: "BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CONCHOBAR AND IM THE BA BA BADDEST BITCH SO PLEASE DONT GET IN MY WAY."

Ashton: "AND YOU CAN STARE ALL YOU WANT, NEWS FLASH, PICTURES LAST LONGER. HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME OF WHOS EYEBROWS ARE STRONGER?"

Ashton: "C O N C H O B A R THATS ME. WANNA GET WITH ME? NO THANKS ILL PASS. GOT A DAD WHOS FULL OF SASS. WANNA TALK SHIT HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS."

Ashton: "GAY OR STRAIGHT ILL FLY FIRST CLASS. AND HOLD YOUR GRUDGE AND PLEASE JUST JUDGE CASUE HUSH, HUSH, HUSH, BLUSH, BLUSH BLUSH, I AM NOW MY BIG FAT CHRUSH. SHA-"

Luke: "OK STOP. I mean, I get it. No need to continue."

Ashton: "You sure?"

Luke: "Yess."

Ashton: "MY NAME IS LOUIST. AND I DONT MEAN TO BE RUDE. BUT HARRYS THE HOTTEST HORSE BUT IVE GOT THE ATTITUDE. AND ALL THESE HOES HATE CAUSE HARRY IS MY BAE-

Luke: "please."

Ashton: BUT ITS OKAY, YOUR UGLY, NOW WATCH LARRY GALLOP AWAY."

People soon start to walk into the class.

Damm, how long have we been talking? And how did I end up on top of this desk?

"Well, since you were dancing around the class and singing about conchobar, 15 minutes have passed." Luke say setting ready for class.

"Oh," I say taking my seat. "We will finish this conversation later then."

Luke sighs and slumps into his seat, "Great. I'm totally looking forward to it."

"I know you are."

What is this? *wipes tears* I laughed my ass off writing this part.
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L u n c h  t i m e  h o e s

I've almost forgot about what I'm supposed to be doing. What a conchobar move. (I'm obsessed with the conchobar okay!?!?!1?!?1)

"So Luke, do you believe in like magical powers and gifts or abilities and stuff like that?" I ask. He seems unfazed my my question, not a good time.

"Um, I don't know give my an example." He says.

"Oh you know, like people who can read other peoples minds or somthing like that." I say leaning forward. Luke laughs raising an eyebrow.

"What are you trying to say ashton."

"Oh. Nothing. Just forget about it." I lean back onto the bench.

That was a fail. You know that mothafuka know what you is talking bout. He a fuckin mi-

I cut my thoughts off by quickly saying something random.

"I like chocolate milk."

Luke chuckles, "okay, noyce."

Thoughts give everything away to mind readers. He acts like he doesn't know why I'm talking about. But he know. HE KNOWS HES WHAT ALL THE FELLAS LOOKIN ATT.

No in that way though. You know, like the Jason derulo song? No? Okay.

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THIS WAS SHIT. IM SHIT. IM SORRY FOR THIS. THIS STORY SUCKS. I SUCK. FDWTJM