Unicorn: yo yo yo
Unicorn: anywayyyyyyyy u know I quoted harpy potter the other day?
Sweetlikesugar: harpy potter? XD
Unicorn: Ffs HARRY potter
Unicorn: well the dude who plays snape DIED TODAY
sweetlikesugar: can you quote me?
Unicorn: why?
Sweetlikesugar: bcos I can't be bothered with your shit anymore
Unicorn: fuck u
Sweetlikesugar: I thought I did the fucking ;)
Unicorn: ew no
Unicorn: I bet your dick is the size of a tic tac
Sweetlikesugar: fucking huge tic tac then
Sweetlikesugar: why have 3 of our conversations gone on to the subject of my dick
Sweetlikesugar: u clearly want me ;)
Unicorn: I'd rather stick my face in a blender
Unicorn: then yours
Sweetlikesugar: yah you're so mean *cries in corner*
Sweetlikesugar: so now we're BeSTIes
Sweetlikesugar: do you like anyone at school
Unicorn: Dafuq did that come from
Unicorn: and we're 'BeSTIes' about as much as I'm a lesbian
Sweetlikesugar: okay well do you like any girls at school
Sweetlikesugar: I'm kidding
Sweetlikesugar: I secretly h8 u
Unicorn: h8 u too bae
Unicorn: gotta go, I'm tired
Sweetlikesugar: good night and dream of me
Unicorn: I'd rather not wake up scared thanks
Unicorn: jk ily rlly
*read at 2:34am*
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KIK // Min Yoongi
Fanfiction"Can you just leave me alone?" "Now where's the fun in that?" Started: 20/12/15 Completed: 15/02/16
