Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

No need to be cool...{Karamatsu x reader/comedy/fluff}

Hey yo,sorry for being late a bit.
I had my education started and I am tired as fuck. To be honest.
Plus, I am working on the 1st season of "Hole and Friends" comics and I'm out of ideas. Jenkins?

Since Ivy will be away,I'll be narrating.... finally nobody will interrupt me!

Well,well,seems to be that we have a Karamatsu x reader! Good! Because I hate that dick!

You found yourself in the train.
Taking a ride to the last station.
You were heading to the festival of different world wonders and stuff.
They said that you can see rare stuff there.
You sat on the first station.
And it would take you 2 hours to go there.

So.
You sat on your seat.
And noticed that there were a lot of people.

On the second station.
The entire train went off.
It was empty.
Well.
You decided to eat your food you took with you.
Opening it and eating.
Someone sat down behind you.
And put his leg on his other.
You looked away and saw Karamatsu...
Wearing his eyeglasses as he also peeked at you.
You smiled as some of the food was stuffed in your cheeks.
You waved.
He was silent.
What an idiot you thought.
You smirked and finally finished eating your food.
You looked at him and took his glasses off really fast.
He gasped "Oi,what do you think you're doing." He said leaning on your back as you tried to hide his sunglasses.
Damn,he was really heavy.
You exhaled loudly.
"Eh." He looked at you and realised what he was into... He then sat straight.
And played cool as always.
You sat up straight and got his sunglasses from your shirt. Bra. Hoho. *not a suspicious rape face*
He glared as he blinked his eyes of the day light.
You sat up like he did.
Putting the leg on top of your other.
You put on his sunglasses.
And made the sexier. Not a retard say if sex. Face... Yeah.
Giving him a seducing smirk.

He got a bit red.
"____,Don't copy me." He said.
You pouted.
"Awwww,but i was copying you!" You replied.
"A-am I really good?" He asked.
You remain silent.
"____. Be Serious." He said.
You burst In laugh as he was confused.
You then stopped.
"Ah....no." You said seriously bitting on his sunglass's temple tips.
His glare grew tense as you bite on it.
"Hey,Karamatsu. Where are you heading?" You asked him as you hugged your legs.
"Well...im trying to find the place where my heart belongs to." He replied looking at the landscape.
.......
You chuckled.
"What's so funny?" He asked.
"You sound really stupid. But,nevermind. You're going with me. Since...you're in my party now." You said.
"......who said that I am in your party? What if you're in mine?!" He pouted.
"......but you said that you are looking for the place where your heart belongs to. This means with me!" You smiled warmly as he flashed feel red.
No,no comparing of Osomatsu's coat.
"_____-I-"
The moment he got interrupted.
You arrived.
You walked away.
"See ya!" You said walking away fast.
He then ran after you.
So...
Yeaaah,the festival was really boring.
You just walked around.

You decided to go back when you saw the sun going down.

And again.
At the train.
Damn,it was empty for so sudden.
Maybe it was a bit early since the festival actually ends at 20:00 or 8 PM.
Wait. What time is it?
Ah,hm,only six.

As you sat.
You actually lay on the seats.
"Tell me when we will arrive.." You said in an exhausted tone.
Karamatsu sat behind you. Staring at you from the top as his face looked up from curiosity.
He ruffled his hair and then lean on his knees with his elbows.
He then lean on the seat with his back.
Thought a bit.
Sigh.
He took your arm that was close to his side then wrapped it around his neck.
And supported your waist on the other side of yours.
You behaved like a rag doll. As you you asleep.
So your head lean on his chest.
Sliding a bit from the fact that his shirt was slippery.
Oh this stupid shirts... Ivy has a fetish for men shirts...weirdo.
A slight moan came from your lips.
No,you weren't having something dirty,you just hit your head against his chest.
Not a pleasant pain...

He cupped your face with his AnyRandomFreeHand as you slept in delight.

You woke up and saw that you were being carried like a cat.
You resting your hands over his shoulders.
Oh hang on.
You remembered you were with Karamatsu.
You hugged him grasping tightly on his shirt.
You feel something hard pressing against you.
Oh,the sunglasses in your shirt.
You dirty thinking animal.
"Good morning,princess." He said quietly as he chuckled proudly.
You feel his confident growing as you started moving.
"I decided to take you home because you were sleeping. Since I don't want to intervent your sweet sleep."
It was 8 P.M. already.
And was dark...
For that day.
The lantern or few passed flashing you by.
"But I guess I wouldn't have let you go all alone in the dark." He said.
He was completely open to you.
"Karamatsu." You said "you're acting weird since the morning.."
"It's because I have a feeling towards you,silly." He said. Then understood what he said.
He heard a slight "oh..." From your lips.
'Its my chance..' He swallowed his words in his thought... Then sigh.

He then froze in one stop.
You realised he was shaking a bit..
He put you down.
"Kara-"
"Shhh,love,I can hear the presense of my brothers. Check up your phone." He said as he looked at his phone.
You had 16 missed calls and all from the Matsuno brothers.
Karamatsu gasped as he looked at his phone.
You peeked at.
33 missed calls,damn?!

"____." He said.
You looked at him with a sleepy "hm?" Rubbing your eyes.
"This is your house. We are right behind your house door. I won't go until you will enter it. I want you to be safe." He said leaning on the entrance on the both sides as he got close to your face.
........
"____? Don't sleep. You will get cold."
You were about to grab the door knob.
But you were sleepy.
Plus. He was looking at you.
You took your sunglasses hand them to them.
He didn't looked at them even.
His eyes focused on your face.
You smiled warmly as you wanted to sleep.
The shit did he want?!
You grabbed his collar of his shirt and kissed him on the lips.
He smirked from that.
You feel him being hot from that.
Luckily , you pulled from the kiss as you heard the brothers around.
You entered the house and went sleeping.

The moment you entered the door....
Someone grabbed him by the shoulder.
Karamatsu looked behind and it was Osomatsu.
With all the other behind him.
Well.
They were in a really rageous mode.
But hey.
They understood that he wasn't behind them.