The So different Osomatsu.{Suuuper short part}

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Oh,take a look at this,this is,Oso-
OSOKO!

Wait what.

You heard a voice from somewhere.

Oh,wait,these were girly Karako,Choroko,Ichiko,Jyushiko and Todoko. Nothing to be surp-WAIT A SECOND.
WOMAN?!
you looked at yourself and saw that you're being a man.
"What the fuck?!" You said looking at yourself.
The girls looked at you.
"___-Kun,what is it?" Said Jyushiko with the weird smile.
"N-no,no....I'm alright..." You backed away sweating too much.
"Girls,I'm off to the toilets..." You said walking away.
.....
"A moment ago he looked at himself and panicked." Said Osoko.
"Well,he is kinda hot." Said Jyushiko.
What the fuck.
At the toilet.
"OKAY,IVY,WHAT THE FUCK?!"
*Appears* What?
"EXPLAIN THIS." You showed yourself.
You're being a man. I just changed the gender of all characters.
"Heh?! Just change it to normal!!!" You said grabbing the writers collar.
Why aren't you enjoying it?!
I don't like this!! It's so unusual.

You both appeared in front of them.
*uses her axe and changes the version.*
SANEMATSU?! wait. How's it called. Nevermind.
*again*
THIS IS THE BEGINNING AGAIN.
*again*
They became kittens.
"Y-YOU MADE THEM INTO COLORFUL KITTENS?!"
*again*
"WHY ARE THEY SO HOT?!"
*again*

Timeskip!
You were lying on the floor having something like a seizure.

The boys were looking at you.

"What happened?" Asked Ichimatsu.
"She ate too much sugar with me!" Said Jyushimatsu laying behind her. Totally normal.



-Behind the scenes of reading the text-
I really hate you.
I know that. But you should thank me for finding time.
Heh,you said that you have always time to write!
Not at all.
I'm free up to 10th of January.
S*it.
I know.

Hope you liked this random ...thing!

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