Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

At the Matsuno Family.

I got scared by my glasses!!!!
You've been hanging out with them quite a lot now. OK,WP is glitching again....

Since it was evening. You didn't do anything. The whole day. Damn,that's so me.Gladly,Totoko wasn't at home. She went with her friends to the mall or whatever do girls do. I've no idea.
Suddenly,a call!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdyk~~~~
Sorry,ergh ehm.
You picked up the phone and replied seriously. Without even looking who it is.
"Yes." You said.
"____-chan,why are you so mean to me?~" cried out Todomatsu.
"Ah-Todomatsu!~ Hey,cutie!" Todomatsu blushed gigging a bit on the other side of the phone."... I'm sorry for being like that. I just kinda got used by replying like this.. You know."
"____-Chan! No need to apology. I want to ask you out to a dinner at our house!" He replied cheerfully.
"A dinner? With you,guys?" You asked lazily.
"Mhm~ we are waiting for you in two hours!" He then dropped the phone.
--Their part--
"So,did you make it?" Asked Osomatsu.
"Yes!~" replied Todomatsu.
--back to you-
"So...Moooom?~ Where do the Matsuno brothers live at?~" you shouted out.
"____,please come downstairs! I can't hear you!" Shouted Mom back at you.
You then came downstairs.
Damn,you're fast and hyperactive.
You slipped when you turned to the kitchen room.
"Oh! Be careful there!" Said Mom.
You stood up.
"Nope,it's alright! Mom,I've a question." You then lean on a counter one hand holding your head. You looked at mom with bright eyes.
"Go on~" she replied.
"Where do the Matsuno brothers live at?" You asked pouting a bit for no reason.
She then looked at you.
Silence.
"Not so far! Just the next street. You will see a sign written on it." She said hurrying.
"Thanks mom!" You then ran away to prepare.
You room:
"Ah,let's see,I've one and half hour for it." You went to the bath room.
Do you wanna time skip? Or add some spiciness into this ; 3
At that time:
"What should we cook or.." Choromatsu thought.
"..order food." Replied Ichimatsu.
"Well,we don't know how to cook. First of all. Second,We dunno what she prefers." Said Osomatsu.
"She would love something romantic." Karamatsu replied. Suddenly,he got hit in the head by a book.
"What was that for?!" He shouted at Ichimatsu holding his bleeding head and a book of recipe in the other hand.
"Learn to cook if you're so smart,Shittymatsu." Ichimatsu replied. As always,rude.
They looked at each other like they're gonna tear each other right there.

"Let's just point at something random in the recipe book!" Shouted Jyushimatsu.
He then proceeded putting the recipe book on a table.
"Heh?" Osomatsu looked at the book.
"Jyushimatsu! This is not a recipe book! This is a book of junk food orderings!" Pouted Osomatsu.
Choromatsu facepalmed.
"Awww,but I wanted to order something!" Said Jyushimatsu with an almost crying voice.
Then Karamatsu stood up taking his glasses off.
"I've seen all the recipe and I came to a conclusion." He said seriously.
"You finally understood that you're an idiot?" Said Choromatsu.
"Nu-ah-huh..hm. No,let's order something." Replied Karamatsu.
"Yay! Like what?~" came up Todomatsu.
"Call her?!" They all replied.
--your house--
You were taking a shower when you heard a call.
You ran from the shower tub and it was slippery.
You managed to pick up the phone.
"Ah,yes?!" You replied leaning on the bed.
"____-Chan?~"
"Todomatsu! I'm listening!"
"Are you busy?~"
Note,that this is a speaker. The brothers can hear you c:::::
"Ah,no,I mean,yes,I'm kinda...Kinda...I was kinda taking a shower and then I heard the phone call. So basically,I'm standing in my bedroom all wet... Todomatsu?"
"....."
They all nose bleed from that.
"Ah,yes,I'm sorry... I got distracted." He said rubbing his nose with a tissue.
"What did you want?" You asked him.
"Ah,what food do you prefer?"
"....depends on what occasion. But I kinda prefer something sweet right now...to be honest,I would eat a whole cake right now." You said thinking about food.
"Okay,I got it!" He said dropping the phone call.
"Someone,go buy a cake." Said Todomatsu.
You meanwhile proceed to take a shower.
••••
So the brothers decided to let Ichimatsu go buy a cake.
Even thought he could f**k it up,they had to. Because he was the one who didn't do anything.
Scary son of a cake...
Never trust that sh-
It was time!
You head over to their house.
Admit this,you got a bit lost on your way here. Random sound! Quack!
You knocked on the door. Waiting for them.
Here. The door opens Osomatsu. The elder brother.
"Looking great,___-chan!~" he gave you a thumbs up and wink at you.
He then let you in.
You came in to the room and saw the boys sitting there except Osomatsu and Ichimatsu.
"Good evening,____!" said Choromatsu offering you to sit behind him.
You sat behind him.
Everyone greet you before this. Don't ..bother...heh.
"Where is Ichimatsu?" You asked.
"He went to buy the food. We decided to just order something since we are-" Osomatsu's speech was interrupted when Choromatsu's hand covered his mouth.
"You can explore around while we will prepare everything..." Said Choromatsu while sweatdropping."eheheheh.." Then they head towards the kitchen.
"You guys couldn't get ready in time?" You pouted.
'Explore' they said. Well then,you decided to head towards Karamatsu.
This guy was kinda funny.
"Karamatsu!~" you said.
He got startled but tried to act cool leaning on the wall.
"Oh,yes.___."
"How's life?~" you asked him standing in front of him.
Pretty close. You decided to ruin his personal space.
Since you're so cut-NO FLIRTING!!!
He looked at you a bit frustrated.
"I think its pretty good when you came to our life."

"Wat."
"Ah. Hum. We should talk later." He then looked at the window. Blushing madly."See you around."
You then giggled. And walked towards Jyush-wait. Where is he.
You looked at the room. He wasn't -
A moment later.
He attacked you with a bear hug.
"_____-CHAN!!"
He rubbed his head against yours.
You remained quiet.
"ARE YOU THERE?!"
He waved his hand in front of your face.
You blinked.
"Yes! I am!" You then hugged him back and ran away.
He laughed in one spot.
That was creepy.
You then walked towards Todomatsu who was busy with his phone.
You sat behind him.
"Oh hello!~"
He replied putting his phone down.
"Are you guys all that weird?"
"Ooooh,we all have our own weird things~ if something will happen,always come to me and we will solve it.~"
You then nod.
You decided to go help Oso and Choromatsu.
But Choromatsu enters the room with some cups,tea pot...and a bottle of..alcohol?
"Choromatsu,what's with the alcohol?" You saw him placing everything on the table.
Everyone joined by the table.
Osomatsu,Choromatsu,Jyushimatsu,Todomatsu,Karamatsu.. You.
You sat behind Choromatsu and Todomatsu.
Kara:"The zoophile is not here-"
"Shut up." Said Ichimatsu.
He was standing by the door with a box in his hand.
He looked at you.
And then Osomatsu took the box from him.
As Ichimatsu sat down to join.
"Took you so long,Ichimatsu." Said Osomatsu.
"They asked for a design." Ichimatsu then hugged his legs.
"Design,huh?" Said Osomatsu then ooenning the box.
All of the sextuplets got surprised.
It was written:"faggots".
Choromatsu and Karamatsu then got upset and shouted at him:"What have you done?!"
As others remained silent.
You then giggled.
"It's alright, as far as it is a cake then we should enjoy the taste not the look of it,right?"
Others looked at you.
Then they shouted: "YEAH!"
You all got a piece of a cake and enjoyed it.
"___-Chan,I'm sorry,we invited you to a dinner but we came up only with the cake.." Suddenty cried out Todomatsu.
You pat his head.
"It's alright. It's what I wanted anyways."
He purred from that and smiled.
Later on...
Tbh they forgot about the alcohol.
It was time to go.
You checked the time.
"Oh,guys,I have to go. It's late." You said standing up.
"Aaaw. Don't go." Said Osomatsu.
"But its time!"you pouted" I dont want to go alone.. Like,it's too dark."
They then said goodbye to you. And said about hanging out some day again.
You then walked by their garden.
"___! Wait!"
You turned around seeing Karamatsu running after you.
"Karamatsu.."
"Let me drop you by."
He then replied keeping his coolness.
You proceed to walk by the streets.
"___-Chan."
"M?"
"I'm sorry." He looked away.
"Sorry for what?"
He couldn't believe that you don't remember.
"For uh..acting like this and flirting and..bring mean."
You stopped. As so,he did too.
"Oh,you're being too open right now."
You said glaring at him.
"Huh?"
"Now you're being weird."
"Huh?!"
He then stroked his hair with his hand.
You did the same and he looked at you.
"What?" He asked with a confused face.
"I'm just copying you. You're fun to copy!" You replied at his question.
"I'm fun to copy.." He said.
"Yup."
"That's..unusual"
"And you're unusual...because ah,you're talking..open right now." You said seriously looking at him.
"......"
By this he dropped you by.
And you entered your room.
"How was the date." Asked Totoko entering the room.
"STAY OUT OF MY ROOM." You then threw a pillow at her.
Karamatsu:
Walking home he thought of your words.
He thought that you're fun to talk with.
And you're really funny and trustful.
He can talk to you openly when you are in privacy.
He then came by home.
"What did you ask her?" Asked Osomatsu.
"Nh-non of your business."
Osomatsu shrug and continued doing his job.
After that,they all went to sleep.

Congratulations! You gained +1 trust to Karamatsu! And everyone adore you!
In the next epizawd(I know its episode.)
BTW,I just found out that my phone does incorrect repeating words... So,ah,don't bother.
What was I. Oh,yah!
Next episode will be the mall. And you will meet Totty!
I kinda adore Totty because he feels kinda comfortable around.
So,heh,yeah!
See you later.