Sally, Sweetums and Lil devil

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(Everyone is online)

Simon: we should do something

Jace: don't we do enough together

Clary: shhhh let the boy explains

Simon: we all should go on a camping trip

Magnus, Izzy and Jace: no thanks

Alec: I don't think it would be wise to do so, with two pregnant shadowhunters

Izzy: if we were to agree to this crazy ass idea, were wound we go

Simon: idk, where ever the road takes us

Magnus: which could be a dessert or a swamp or a place where they don't sell glitter

Alec: you and your glitter....your lucky I love you and the glitter makes you happy, otherwise I would through it out the window, hurt it or flush it down the sink

Magnus: Awwww your so sweet

Clary and Jace: was that a hint of sarcasm I detected?

Magnus: maybe, maybe not.....take it as you will

Jace: there will also be no air conditioning

Magnus: and don't mention stuck in a mini van with Sally, you, female not Alec and red head

Simon: HEY!

Alec: your no horse Sally

Simon: grrrrrrrr

Clary: SALLY! We do not groul like Ferrell cats at family

Jace:I'm dying right now

Magnus, Clary, Izzy and Simon: I won't miss you

Alec: he was joking, he isn't actually dying, cause I would have felt something

Izzy: stop picking on Sally

Simon:I hate you all.....should just lull you all right now

Magnus: you can't kill me Sally

Simon: it's Simon. S-I-M-O-N!

Jace: who is this Simon you speak of?

Magnus: we have a Sally, I that's who you mean and a Sebastian, but no "Simon"

Simon: well this is the last time I come up with an idea.......

Jace and Izzy: no shit Sherlock

Alec: but he is Simon, not Sally, nor Sebastian and definitely Sherlock, as Sherlock is a very smart brain and makes the human brain look like a cockroaches brain, even an ant brain

Izzy: does that count as Alec standing up for my boyfriend

Magnus and Jace: No

Clary: yes

Simon: I'll take what I can get......LOVE YOU FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW!!

(Alec has logged off)

Everyone: ahhhhhh

Izzy: was that a proposal to propose to me

Simon: no?

Clary and Magnus: yes

Jace: ...........your doomed

Simon: with who

Clary: what's going on with Alec?

Izzy: idk what's going on with him at the moment.....

Magnus: I have a feeling, but I'm waiting for him to tell me himself.....

Jace: I know what's going on, but he will tell you, all of you when he is ready

Magnus: how come he can trust you and not is boyfriend

Jace: cause he knows what your reaction will be and you'll be far from happy or overjoyed.

Simon: how?

Jace: cause he's Magnus

Clary: did you just?

Jace: yes

Magnus: ah, rude, how dare you think I will not be over joyed at any information Alexander has to give me?

Jace: agin......because your YOU!

(Clary has logged off)

Magnus: that is not a valid answer I'm afraid

(Simon has logged off)

Jace: it really is, because when your Magnus Bane everything is about being over the top and in a constant spotlight

(Izzy has logged off)

Magnus: no one is ever to dramatic, and I don't have a constant crave to be in a constant spotlight

Jace: what are you wearing today then?

Magnus: my usual iteria, if you must know

Jace: witch consists enough glitter to make a unicorn feel ashamed and enough colours to make a rainbow looks straight (as in the sexuality) and sometimes enough jewellery to make a jewellery store look like a run down furniture store even shittier than what is already looks like

Magnus: I didn't think you paid that much attention to me, and as flattered as I am, I will have to ask you to stop, as my heart belongs to your brother and parabiti

Jace: I was trying to insult you

Magnus: you gotta try harder sweetums

Jace: sweetums ?

Magnus: yes, because your just so sweet

Jace: I hate you

*Magnus has changed Jace's name to sweetums *
Magnus: there, that's better

Sweetums: DUDE! CHANGE MY NAME BACK

Magnus: I don't think so

Sweetums: two can play at this game bane!

*Sweetums has changed Magnus's name to lil devil*

Lil devil: well thank you

Sweetums: WHY DIES NOTHING INSULT YOU

Lil devil: can't get mad at the truth sweetums

Sweetums: you will rue the day you were bron

Lil devil: I already do

(Lil devil has logged off)

(Sweetums has logged off)

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