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(Alec has logged on)

(Magnus has logged on)

Alec: explain to me, why my contact on my phone have changed?

Magnus: CHARMAN DID IT! *points at the cat*

Alec: please?

Magnus: dont pull that face at me, you know I can never refuse it

Alec: just tell me *sits on couch and rubs temples*

Magnus: fine *comes up behind and rubs shoulders*

Magnus: I thought your phone was a bit boring, so changed all the contact names to more suitable ones

Alec: you changes Simons to Sheldon, izzy's to Sister from another mister, Jace's to Duckkie boy, Clary's to Fake red head, My mum's to she devil, my dad's to Devil spawn, yours to Hella sexy BF, and the people you don't know to ? With a number

Magnus: you have to admit it's a good fit

Alec: true, but I still don't like the fact you went into my phone

Magnus: *kisses shoulder* I won't do it again, promis

Alec: baby, don't make a promis you can't keep

Magnus: I am deeply hurt you don't trust me enough to keep that promis

Alec: *raises and eyebrow*

Magnus: what?

Alec: I didn't mean it like that, I meant .... never mind

Magnus: tell me whats wrong

Alec: I just want to go home and cuddle up to you

Magnus: well aren't you a little cutie 

(Izzy is online)

Izzy: WAD UP MA NIGGAS!?

Magnus: whyyyyyyyyy

Alec: izzy *sighs at the mental pain he is getting from his family* you can't say that

Izzy: what? Can I be hip and cool like the other teens?

Alec and Magnus: NO!

Izzy: *pouts*

Alec: its a bad term Izzy, I had this talk with you when you were 12, do you not remember it?

Izzy: buzz kill

(Simon is online)

Simon: *birst into room*

Simon: *nocks over chairs and small tables and some picture frames*

Simon: I Hurd my love pouting

Magnus: Chu on drugs?

Alec: what do you want Sheldon 

Magnus: see, it will catch on

Alec: still don't forgive you for invading my privacy

Magnus: but I need to make sure your not cheating on me with some mundane, I mean they are boring, hence the word

Simon: hey!

Izzy: Simon, baby, your a vampire, not a mundane

Simon: doesn't mean I am truly hurt

Alec: we're Jace and Clary

Izzy: still trying to figure out weather they are truly brother and sister or it 's just a mind game

Magnus: hehe

Alec: okay

(Alec has logged off)

Simon: I might regret asking this, buy why is he in one of his moods?

Izzy: because its his time of the month

Magnus: he misses me, like I miss him, we haven't seen each other in 3 weeks

Izzy: oh god

Simon: I'm going before something bad happen like she decides that I should crush izzy's heart

Izzy: thanks Simon

(Simon has logged off)

Magnus: coward

Izzy: saids you gay boy

Magnus: I AM NOT GAY! I am clearly Bi

Izzy: yea, and Alec clearly looks Gay

(Alec has logged on)

Alec: izzy, stop pacing, I'm trying to sleep

Izzy: sorry

(Alec has logged off)

Magnus: I bid you all good night, see you soon >:)

(Magnus has logged off)

Izzy: sighhhhh

(Izzy has logged off)

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