The signs as stupid things my sibling says

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Hey! Welcome back, by the way, credits go to my siblings @CaitlynGonda and Clarence (who, sadly, doesn't have a wattpad account) Caitlyn is a Leo, while Clarence is a Gemini-Cancer cusp!

Disclaimer: These may come off as stereotypical.
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Aries: *Throws crumpled paper* *hits Caitlyn* FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Taurus: *Clarence noms on bread with nuttela* This is so delicious! *noms* Give me moreeee! (pretty stereotypical... I know xD)

Gemini: *a person they hate walked pass Caitlyn and Clarence* Two faced bitch

Cancer: Caitlyn: I wanna cry so much but I'm too hungry...

Leo: *Caitlyn strikes a pose* I feel so fabulous today...

Virgo: Draw me like one of your girls in the hood... (xD)

Libra: I met a homeless man named Rich... isn't that terrible~? (Me: What...)

Scorpio: *sees Clarence make a circle with chalk* (Me: what are you doing?) Him: It's my anti-idiot circle

Sagittarius: Caitlyn: Bruh... I think... I'm high... (Me: Then stop drinking coffee for christ sake! -_-)

Capricorn: *Clarence was playing with his Transformer toys* How can it do a spin attack when it can't even spin...?

Aquarius: *Caitlyn cries* (Me: Why are you crying?) Caitlyn: Someone left a bowl of onions here...

Pisces: I cant hold all of these feels ;-; Someone, I need cuddles!

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