So last night I was Skyping my friends Lulu, Tristan, Bella and Kenzie. Here are some highlights of the conversation:
•"If he's your adopted brother, it's not technically incest."
•"God I love blenders."
•"F*** it. I'm shrek."
•Communal burning party
•Invasive thoughts
•"GOD I F****** LOVE BLENDERS"
•Villagers
•Krampus (?spelling)
•Dean
•"I SWEAR TO GOD BELLA JUST MAKE DAN AND PHIL BREED"
•"i could read a magazine..."
•if i was shrek I would f*** Daughtry
•hot chocolate
•Nightvale
•ME ALMOST LITERALLY DYING
•"God I must take this bowl to the laundry."
•"why do you guys talk like you have an accent."
•indeed
•GOD I JUST LOVE BLENDERS
•Donald Dump
•I shoved a whole bag'a jellybeans up my a**
•quality memes
•i just love blenders
•unfriended
•Rap on a cracker
•Radish hat
•bus cat
•"ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKU"
•TOO MUCH SALT
•Actual deep conversation
•CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE YOU'RE BI
•Heavy Duty Spoons
•"We are sinning at light speed."
•"Well if one of us had the rainbow *coughs* it would be me. *agreement*"
•Christmas carols
•NEVER SMILE AT A CROCODILE
•Peter pan meaning
•"Don't tease your wind. He'll be louder and he might accept your cat."
•Nebula website
•IM GOING TO PLAY THE RECORDER
•"Wait, why are we in the closet?"
"Lulu, I live in the closet every day of my life. It is my home now."
~M
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Random{edit: ew. ew. ew. please just read my other spam book. i wrote this in like 2014. } This is my book of me. My book of sarcasm, randomness, thoughts, fandoms, OCD, anxiety, fails, school, rants, obsessiveness, ships, phan, cartoons and well... Mars...
