5. i have big lips and big gray/blue eyes and curly blonde/brown hair and im short.

everyone wrote really long facts and i would do a sixth fact but im scared destiny will kill me and i don't want to get in trouble the first time im on here so ill just call it a bonus fact. :-))))

bonus. i play the ukulele. yay.

and that's a wrap!
hopefully you guys don't find me too boring, and if you do oh whale.

((also im writing this as im hiding in the bathroom bc my family just made fun of caitlyn jenner. i stood up for her bc they were using the wrong pronouns and i just want to throw up i hate my family a lot sometimes yayayayayclosemindedpeoplekillmepls))

xx ella

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consider-me-special (Shayla)

holy shit when Destiny asked if I wanted to be a part of this I was like '!!!!!!' (no joke I actually flipped the fuck out) and now damn this is a thing that's happening ok let's do this

1. heyyyooo it's ricoooo nah jk I'm Shayla, 14, a vvvvvv smol Filipino freshman babby from Chicago and I say lmao too much

2. I'm literally a sucker for anything aesthetic so think of me anytime you see anything aesthetic yeah? ;-)

3. I AM SUCH PHAN TRASH OK SO IF YOU WANNA TALK PHIL LESTER OR DAN HOWELL (or cake 'cause ya know that's why i'm actually here lmao) THEN I'M YOUR GIRL

4. I like to think of myself as a detective shipper for Cake which means that bEYOND ANYTHING, I ASPIRE TO BE AS GOOD A DETECTIVE SHIPPER AS THE LARRIES BC SHIT YO THEY'RE FUCKING SHERLOCK

5. Music taste: (I'm literally listing everything in my Spotify playlists lmao) All Time Low, All-American Rejects, As It Is, blink-182, Boys Like Girls, The Cab, The Colourist, Echosmith, Halsey, the entire High School Musical soundtrack (fucking fight me ok), Fall Out Boy, Marianas Trench, Mayday Parade, One Direction, Panic! At The Disco, my goddess Taylor Swift, Twenty One Pilots, my son Troye Sivan, the 1975 and of course 5 Seconds of Summer

P.S. This was so hard to do bc I have to log on to Destiny's account and my lack of ability to navigate through Wattpad well added to the fact that I was trying so hard to not accidentally fuck anything up brought me to tears lmao

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ItsAnInfamousWorld (Heather)

hI okay so I'm heather and I'm pure calum trash. I'm very honored to be in this now because most of the authors here I admire and because Destiny is bomb af.

Some Things To Note About Me
1. I. Love. Reading. I will fight any math teacher who stops me from reading in their class and I've been obsessed with reading since I could read. My favorite book as of now is The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao because Junot Diaz is aMAZING.

2. I also love music. Taylor Swift is my queen. Drake is amazing, so are 5sos, mcr, and twenty one pilots (I'm such joshler trash lmao))) and I also like Halsey, Hoodie Allen, New Politics, Ed Sheeran (sweeran for life fight me) and The Wombats, The Beatles, Lana del Rey, etc..

3. I write very shitty poetry and it sucks very badly but some people like it (?) I guess

4. My best friends in the whole wide world are paperxvalentines and novocaineftcal they are so amazing and sweet and wonderful and extraordinary and I love them so much they have to put up with my random bouts of girl meets world rants and Jayden's voice is heavenly and Maya's so smart and cool and emo (don't deny it you know it's true)) and they make me cry all the time because my friends are so amazing they make me tear up because how can people like them be real like ??

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