Aragorn: dude, I just watched the new movie.
Legolas: Two Towers??
Aragorn: yerp
Legolas: Okay? And?
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see?
Legolas: NO. I will not. Gimli already sent this text. I will block your number.
Aragorn: Please?
Legolas: UGH! fINE. start over.
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see?
Legolas: I see yo mama's behind.
Legolas: But I don't need no Elf-eyes to see THAT from miles away!
Aragorn: DUDE not cool.
Legolas: I know, I'm sorry man. Out of line.
Legolas: Your mother's a beautiful woman.
Aragorn: Thank you.
Legolas: (Not as beautiful as me tho)
Aragorn: LEGOLAS
Legolas: I gotta go man. ttyl
Aragorn: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T
Legolas: ;P
~Thank you
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Legolas One-Shots
FanfictionShort stories about Legolas that were inspired by pictures or other things when I was browsing the Web. I'll always tell/show you the picture/video/story link somewhere on the page, otherwise I feel like I'm stealing people's stuff. Hope you guys en...
