Calum: COME OVER TO MY PLACE FOR A GOOD TIME
Michael: CALUM WYD
Calum: i'm inviting people over...?
Michael: WHY
Calum: because its going to be lame with just the two of us
Michael: ugH fine.
Calum: alright so everyone IN THIS CHAT is welcome to my house tonight
Zayn: was it really necessary to capitalize 'in this chat'?
Calum: yes.
Zayn: why?
Ashton: this should be good...
Luke: OMG I REMEMBER THIS AHAH
Michael: it's kind of an indirect to Niall
Liam: oh my god this was so great
Zayn: i am so utterly confused
Calum: I don't even want to talk about it.
Louis: well now you have to tell him, Cal. you basically brought it up.
Calum: I don't want to.
Michael: okay I will
Michael: so over the summer calum invited everyone in this group chat to like a small "get together" at his place for Fourth of July, right? ok so all of us showed up except for Niall. a couple hours after everyone got there THIS BITCH (Niall) BROUGHT OVER 70 PEOPLE OVER TO CALUMS HOUSE THAT CAN BARELY FIT 20 PEOPLE. it was funny as hell
Zayn: oh no
Calum: IT WASNT SO FUNNY TO ME WHEN I HAD TO PICK UP THE MESS AFTERWARDS ALL BY MYSELF BECAUSE YOU FUCK TARDS DITCHED ME IN THE MORNING
Ashton: omg tell him about one of the things u had to pick up @ calum
Calum: oh hell no
Louis: YES PLEASE SAY IT
Calum: nope
Michael: if you don't I will
Calum: PLEASE DONT
Michael: calum had to pick up literal poop off the ceiling in his living room
Michael: it wAS DRIPPING FROM THE CEILING AND SOME GOT ON HIS FACE!!!!
Zayn: OHMYGOD NO
Zayn: HOW DID IT EVEN GET THERE
Zayn: WHO DID IT
Calum: i don't know but it was the worst thing I've ever done in my entire life
Niall: sorry cal :/
Calum: YOU BETTER BE
Calum: u kno wat
Louis: what
Calum: niall u are uninvited to my party
Niall: but I'm in the chat and you said everyone IN THIS CHAT can go
Calum: welp now ur not lol bye
Calum has removed Niall from the conversation.
Ashton: omg how rude cal
Michael: why so salty????
Luke: yeh just because the party is at your house doesnt mean u can be a bitch
Calum: excuse you? yes I can lol bye bye hoe
Calum has removed Luke from the conversation
Liam: what
Calum has removed Liam from the conversation
Zayn: CAL STOP IT
Calum has removed Zayn from the conversation
Harry: I swear to god Calum
Louis: boy if u dont
Calum has removed Louis from the conversation
Harry: YOU BETTER STOP
Calum has removed Harry from the conversation
Ashton: k now this is just getting annoying
Ashton left the conversation
Michael: I agree ^
Calum: lol I'm the queen u cannot stop me
Michael has left the conversation
Calum has added Michael to the conversation
Calum: BABY NOO NOT YOU! I NEED YOU
Michael: then bring everyone back into the chat or I'm leaving your sorry ass
Calum: eh fuck fine
Calum has added Harry, Louis, Ashton, Calum, Zayn, Luke, Liam, and Niall to the conversation.
Niall: oh hey Calum. r u done being a lil hoe?
Calum: don't test me Horan.
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Fanfictionbasically 5 seconds of summer and one direction in a group chat together. Larry, Malum, Lashton, and Ziam.
