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mikey69: HEYYYYYYYYY GSUYS

10inch_lad: hey mike...

mikey69: WHTAS GOINGS ON

Nialler7: me and Liam are playing Fifa and I just totally beat his ass hbu

mikey69: IM WT A GREDT ASS PARTIY

calpal: Mikey...

mikey69: YAH WHTS UP

calpal: ur drunk go home

mikey69: NVERRRR

mikey69: I NOY LEAVGN EVEMRRRR

harrystyles: I can't understand what he's saying. Someone translate please.

thetommo: he's not leaving everrrrrr

harrystyles: Oh

ashsmash: Michael you should get home..

mikey69: DPNT TELL MEE WAT TO DU

mikey69: YURE NT MY BOYFRUENF

calpal: he's not you're boyfriend, but I am. and I'm telling you to gtfo of that party

mikey69: WERE DSTINGGG??????

lukethepenguin: you're dating??

calpal: well I mean, we would be dating if he wasn't drunk half the time and would actually remember who I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mikey69: WHAAAAATT I REMBRR YU ALL DA TIEM BABAYYY

calpal: stop

calpal: where's the party? I'm picking you up.

mikey69: NOOOOOOOIIOOOO

calpal: whatever I'll just use ur location services to find you

lukethepenguin: aww couple goalz

thetommo: wtf no that's creepy as fuck

10inch_lad: your couple goals are that ? ^^

lukethepenguin: yeh they're cute together

ashsmash: I mean, I would pick you up from a party but you're either 1. never drunk 2. you're with me anyways.

lukethepenguin: okay true

calpal: michael stop running away from me

mikey69: NO

mikey69: I DPNT WANMA LEAVF

thetommo: do you not have auto correct or something? because who can spell that terribly... even when they're drunk????

mikey69: I TOPK IT OFF AITO CORect

harrystyles: Okay what is this bitch even saying?

calpal: MICHAEL I SEE YOU HIDING UNDER THAT TABLE

calpal: COME HERE

mikey69: NOOO I WAMT MOR LIQUOR PLSSSSSS

calpal: NO MICHAEL. GET UR ASS OVER HERE OR I WONT HESITATE TO PULL YOU OUT OF HERE BY YOUR BALLS

lukethepenguin: ooo sounds kinky

Nialler7: shut up luke

lukethepenguin: ://

mikey69: OK IK IM CUMIG

10inch_lad: lol

mikey69: hHAAHAHAH GET IT?????

mikey69: CUMING!1!2!2!?!1!1'

calpal: yeah... I got it.

thetommo: HAHAHHAAH

mikey69: ok but srsly I think I've sobered up from ur yelling jfc everyone in the club can hear u screaming my name

mikey69: kinda like the neighbors later tonight ;-) *wink* *wink*

calpal: OHKAYYY NO

calpal: WE'RE LEAVING

calpal: LETS GO

mikey69: aww fine ;)

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