group chat

2.7

Niall: lads I think we need to talk about something very important

Luke: I just noticed that niall is the one who starts the convos like 90% of the time haH

Niall: ok nobody cares Luke stfu pls

Luke: sorry :(

Niall: so this conversation is (mainly) for larry bc I've heard they've been having unprotected sex recently ...

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Zayn: omg HAHAHAH

Ashton: WHAT EVEN

Niall: oh no no no no no

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Niall: y'all can't do that

Niall: this is a serious talk

Niall: i was in the tour bus and I heard some noise coming from harry's bunk

Harry: Niall, please stop!

Niall: so being the curious lil boy I am, I opened the curtain to his bunk

Louis: NIALL NO

Niall: aaaaand I saw harry behind louis, sticking his thing into lou's bumhole

Michael: this conversation is rated R I must leave

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Calum: YEP ME TOO

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Niall: the three of us all screamed in horror; seeing as this moment became very awkward

Niall: all of a sudden, harry jumped and got out of louis' bum and I noticed there was no protection on his thingy

Ashton: HAHAHAH

Liam: NIALL ARE YOU 5?????

Zayn: yeah ur acting like a five year old niall lol

Niall: HOW?

Ashton: 'no protection on his thingy'

Ashton: who says thingy?? it's a dick

Luke: LIZ WOULD NOT APPROVE GTG

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Niall: ok anyway

Niall: so I bought you boys a lil somethin somethin from the store

Harry: What is it?

Niall: check ur bunk louis

Louis: ok brb

Louis: WTF ITS CONDOMS

Zayn: NIALL HAHAHAH

Niall: that's right bish (~:

Harry: I'm out.

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Niall: yo im just tryna protect all of u idiots