lukethepenguin: dudes
lukethepenguin: u kno what
ashsmash: wuz up babyyyyy
lukethepenguin: we should all move in together !!!!
mikey69: what
thetommo: ¿?????¿¿?/?/???
Nialler7: wut
harrystyles: Huh?
calpal: wtf
10inch_lad: uhhhhh luke, that would be wayyy too expensive & we've only been talking for a couple days now..
lukethepenguin: SOOO???? IT WOULD BE SOO MUCH FUN !!! we could have our band practices and it would be so much easier for our bands ya kno?
thetommo: no, I don't knw. y do u think that would even be a good idea?
lukethepenguin: BCUZ IT WOULD BE
ashsmash: babe, I'm sorry, but no.
lukethepenguin: but whyyyy not
mikey69: exactly what Liam said. it's just a silly idea.
lukethepenguin: but you guys
harrystyles: No. Not a good idea bruh.
Nialler7: lmaoo did u just say bruh?
harrystyles: Yep. I sure did.
calpal: well we're all vv proud of u Harry.
harrystyles: Thanks :-).
lukethepenguin: C'MON C'MON AND LIVE WITH ME GUYS
ashsmash: bb no
lukethepenguin: fine.
lukethepenguin: cunts
Nialler7: WHOAAAA UM OK I AM NOT A VAGINA
lukethepenguin: ur all vaginas if you don't wanna live with me
mikey69: how does that make us vaginas? you'd be a terrible roommate
lukethepenguin: oh yeh? well ur a terrible band mate!! you're always late to practices, u never take anything seriously when it comes to our music, and u smell disgusting all the time. take a fucking bath once in a while you pig
thetommo: damn luke
Nialler7: geez
mikey69: oh ;-(
calpal: STOP MAKING MY BABY SAD
lukethepenguin: no regrets
harrystyles: Aw c'mon, Luke. That was a little harsh. Don't be a Liam.
10inch_lad: wtf is that supposed to mean
harrystyles: The way you treated Niall is the way Luke is treating Michael. WHICH IS NOT FUCKING NICE.
thetommo: whoa. calm down.
harrystyles: Sorry babe.
10inch_lad: OH YEAH? WELL I APOLOGIZED SO STFU
harrystyles: No. I will not 'STFU'. (Whatever that means).
10inch_lad: Louis, teach ur boyfriend texting language pls
thetommo: aight i'll try
thetommo: 'stfu' means 'shut the fuck up', Harry.
harrystyles: Oh. Well then nO I WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP
ashsmash: guys can we all just take a chill pill maybe? liek stahp fighting jeez.
lukethepenguin: sorry cupcake.
Nialler7: ooh a cupcake sounds great rn
Nialler7: brb going to da store to get me some cupcakes. have fun fighting losers byeee
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Fanfictionbasically 5 seconds of summer and one direction in a group chat together. Larry, Malum, Lashton, and Ziam.