Fairy Tail boyfriend scenarios

When he's drunk

~ Natsu ~

     Natsu challenged Gray for a drink contest, and each of them drank seven barrels of beer, well, now they're both extremely drunk.
     "WAAAAHH ACNOLOGIAAAA" Natsu yelled as he threw fire balls on the guild hall. You and Lucy sweatdropped and sighed "What we're gonna do?" Lucy asked and you shrugged "I think we should let him be. If we try to stop him he just gonna yell "ACNOLOGIAA" and attack us"
     Then a very drunk Gray came to you, picked you up and placed you over his shoulder "I FOUND DELIORA" "HUH?!" you exclaimed and Natsu looked at you two "OI! ICE PRINCESS!! DON'T TOUCH IGNEEL!" he yelled and threw a fire ball at Gray but he dodged it "SHE'S NOT IGNEEL!! SHE'S DELIORA!! CAN'T YOU SEE THE EVIL IN HER EYES" "I can't" you said panicked "NO! SHE'S CLEARLY IGNEEL!"
     "DELIORA"
     "IGNEEL"
     "DELIORA"
     "IGNEEL"
     "DELI-- WAIT"
     They looked at each other then back at you then at each other
     "ANIMA"
     "oh god..." you facepalmed

~ Gray ~

     Gray decided to prove Natsu that he could drink more than him, he proved Natsu, but now he's extremely drunk
     "HeY, (Y/N)~"
     "What?"
     "WhY DoN't YA cOmE tO mY PLacE AND wE HaVE sOMe FUN~"
     "No, Gray, your drunk"
     "I'M nOt... oKAy! bUT i'M a bIT DiZzy..."
     "Gray, just sit down and sleep"
     He looked at you with eyes narrowed and the picked you up and threw you over his shoulder
     "Oi! Gray! Put me down!"
     He smirked "I'm gOOnA sLEep... BUT yOU're cOmIN' WitH mE! aNd THEN wE'rE gOOna FiNd DELIORAAA"
    "oh god help me"

~ Laxus ~

     You really didn't think that Laxus could get drunk, nor that he would be EXTREMELY affective if he was
     "(Y/N)~"
     "hmm?"
     "Lemme hug you"
     "No"
     "Why noooot~?"
     "Because your drunk and it's freaking me out"
     "But" aaand he tackled you "lemme luv you!!!". You groaned and tried to break free from his grasp but damn he was strong "Laxus! Let go!" "NEVER". You looked at the people around mouthing a 'help me' and a guy came to help you but Laxus glared at him and attacked him with his lighting magic "don't touch what is mine". Then, every person that tried to help you, got electrocuted, you sighed "fuck" "they started" replied Laxus

~ Rogue ~

     Sting challenged Rogue to a drinking contest and Rogue didn't want to ruin his proud, so he accepted, and now, here you were, trying to find Rogue in the streets at night
     "Rogue! Where are you dammit!"
     Then you saw someone on a building and you narrowed your eyes and saw that it was Rogue but he was backwards
     "Rogue! C'mon! Get down!" you yelled
     "I'm not Rogue..." he said in a dark tone and you placed your hand on you hip
     "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
     "I'm vengeance... I'm the night.... I AM"
     He turned to face you
     "BATMAN"
     You facepalmed "oh god... Get down here!"
     "No! The city need me!" then he ran off
     "I'm not gonna chase him... ORGA!!" you yelled
     "WHAT WOMAN?!" he yelled back
     "COME HERE HELP ME WITH ROGUE"

~ Lyon ~

     Gray told Lyon that he could drink more then him so he got pissed and started to drink like crazy
     "Lyon..."
     "WELL NOW THEY KNOOOW"
     "oh god"
     "LET IT GOOO LET IT GOOO" he started to sing and use his ice magic. You facepalmed "Lyon, stop..." then he stripped
     "THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY BITCHES" then he passed away
     "oh god... No more alcohol for you... Elsa. Pfft"

~ Gajeel ~

    Gajeel wanted to drink with you because he heard that you could drink more then him, and eventually he got extremely drunk but you only a little
     "(Y/N)~" he whined
     "What"
     "I'm a terrible boyfriend"
     "No, you're not..."
     "YES I'M TERRIBLE!! YOU'RE GONNA LIVE ME RIGHT??!" he started to cry and hugged you
      "Gaje--"
      "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE"
      You just sighed and let him be

~ Sting ~

     You entered in the guild hall and saw a passed out Sting on the floor and sighed
     "He got drunk right?" you asked Rogue and he nodded.
     "dunna"
     You heard a voice and looked around "Rogue did yo--"
     "dunna dunna"
     You looked down and saw Sting looking up at you with his mouth opened
     "DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA"
     "Sting, what are you doing?"
     "I'M GONNA BITE YOU"
     "Why...?"
     "BECAUSE I'M DA SHARKY"
     "No, Sting... Your not a shark..."
     "So... I'M DA TIGER!! RUAAAR"
     You facepalmed "Sting..."

~ Midnight ~

     You challenged Midnight for a drink contest because you were a great drinker, but Midnight didn't like to drink ya know...
     "Wow... You get drunk THAT easily?!"
you exclaimed and pointed at him "I'm not even A BIT dizzy!"
      He smiled at you "hehehehehehe I luuuuv yaaaaa hahahahhahah"
      "Midnight...? Are you okay...?"
      "I'm not MidNIGHT.... I'm MidDAY!!!!"
      "....What?"
      "I'm gonna bring happiness for the woooooorld!!! ohh! AND UNICORNS"
     You started to back away "y-you're worse then Satan..."
     He pouted "Nooooo! Mr. Satan is bad!"
     You started to see a bright aura around him and your left eye twitched.
     "Come here, (Y/N)-chaaan! I'm gonna tickle yooouuuu!" he started to walk towards you and you backed against the wall "oh god..."

~ Zeref ~

     Zeref wasn't sure if he wanted to drink, but you insisted SO much that he accepted. But... You were starting to regret giving Zeref alcohol...
     "aaaahhhh I'm a fairy!!!"
     "Zeref..."
     "What is it, darling? You want me to  grant you a wish?" he asked and pulled out a wand that you don't have any idea where he got it
     "No... Your not a fairy..."
     "You right! I'm not a fairy! I'm a FAIRY GODMOTHER! Now, what is your wISH?"
     "I wish that you weren't drunk..." you muttered and he placed a hand on his ear "ehhhh? I can't hear youuu... Ah! You want a dress, crystal shoes, a pumpkin carriage..." your right eye twitched and you facepalmed "I'M NOT THE FUCKING CINDERELA" he blinked at you "but I have to be someone's fairy godmother..." "BUT NOT ME" "okay I'm gonna see if Mard Geer want me to be his fairy godmother... But I don't think he'll look good in a dress..."
   (A/N- Zeref was very difficult to come with an idea >.< )