The signs on a remote island on a survival tv show:
Aries: Ignores the whole "survival" business and goes snorkeling
Taurus: Actually acts intelligent and searches for coconuts and berries
Gemini: *lifts phone to sky* NO BARS!IM GOING TO SUE THE PRODUCERS!
Cancer: Sneaks out of tents at night and kills camera men and eats them for food
Leo: Cries because they think they'll die
Virgo: Gets poisoned by collecting frogs that were, what you call, pretty; but we're actually poisonous
Libra: Gets lost and becomes a part of the tiger pack
Scorpio: "if I join this show, will it make me as popular as Jennifer Lawrence? Because if not there is no point. *snaps fingers in Z formation*"
Sagittarius: Ends up breaking arm and ankle first day
Capricorn: Had abundant supply of food and sells it for huge amounts of money
Aquarius: Takes the cameramen everywhere, describes their techniques, basically the narrator
Pisces: Sleeps the whole time
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Zodiac Signs (Book One)
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