Zodiac #132

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The signs when seeing a ghost:

Aries: "Omg, grandma?"

Taurus: Stabs it with a broom. "Kill it, kill it with fire! Kill- oh wait."

Gemini: "Ya wanna watch Netflix with me?" *pats spot next to them.* "How does The Astronaut Wives Club sound?"

Cancer: "GET AWAY GET AWAY" *Sprays disinfecting spray in the air*

Leo: Posts pictures on Instagram "Okay so here's what happened, so if I'm not here tomorrow, you know why."

Virgo: "Hey, do you know Slender Man and The Grim Reaper? If so, can you tell them to stop trolling me?"

Libra: "Please don't haunt me! I'm sorry for getting personal with you at the Ouija last night. It was my first time."

Scorpio: *hides under the blankets* "I'm safe now!"

Sagittarius: Shrieks and runs away, but the ghost follows. "YOU MUST LOVE ME HUMAN!!"

Capricorn: I don't believe in you. You're just a figment of my imagination." *gets cold chills* "Okay, okay, I'll take back what I said."

Aquarius: *befriends it* "So this is my room, but if you want to stay in it you must only haunt my brother. Got it?"

Pisces: "OMG! A ghost! I must draw it with my special acrylic utensils!"

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