Cancer: SAY CHEESE!
Pisces: *starts raving*
*click*
Leo: *walks to Cancer and looks at picture* Aw come on Pisces, you fucked up the picture
Pisces: *isnt listening*
Aries: EARTH TO MORON! *flicks her in the head*
Pisces: *yelps* hey! *flicks back*
Aries: seriously your such a baby, go play with Gemini
Gemini: Huh?
Aries: *flicks Pisces*
*flicking fiesta music plays*
Scorpio: where the hell did that come from?
Gemini: *makes Barbie and Ken dance to music*
Capricorn: GUESTS! Time to sit! The wedding is starting!!
*Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Aquarius leave and find their seats*
Capricorn: ahem, ladies. Save the flicking for tonight
Aries: ehhhh, fine!
Leo: waiiit which cute guy am I supposed to walk with
*nerd walks up to her*
Nerd: eheheheh, *snotty sniffs*, are you ready
Leo: o.O nuuuuu
Nerd: let's link arms *starts walking out*
Leo: *literally cries*
Aries: ALRIGHT IM HAVING A SHITTY DAY SO GIVE ME A HOT GUY!
*boys timidly step back*
Aries: okay if this is how it's gonna be *stomps over to a random guy*
Random guy: *screams like teenage girl and runs*
Aries: COME BACK HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!
Libra: *stays quiet*
Hot guy: Weren't you my partner?
Libra: No- I mean yes! You were! C'mon :D
Pisces: I guess that leaves me with you
Boy: guess so
*awkward tensity between them*
At The Main Area
Aquarius: *throws petals monotonously* enjoy your fucking flowers
Bride: *walking down isle* Does my dress look fine?
Bride's Dad: You look fine honey, I love you. *walks back to seat*
*meets groom*
Groom: *wait... This is my bride*
Bride: *why did I agree in marrying him*
Groom: *this is angela, wtf I thought I proposed to rochelle*
Bride: *lemme just make a dramatic no and leave, then set up my tinder account tonight*
Groom: *remember bryan, don't say rochelle in your vows to angela*
Virgo: *click click* Wow they seem so loving. Just look at their connection!
Bride: *maybe if I just strangle myself*
Scorpio's Ex: WAIT!
Crowd: *dramatic gasp*
Scorpio's Ex: I have a confession before ANYONE gets married
Scorpio: oh my god
Scorpio's Ex: Angela! I love you!
Crowd: *small mumbling*
Angela (Bride): What.... *df if my brother doing*
Scorpio's Ex: Please, I don't want to live my life knowing you're gonna marry this man. Please *sends eye signals*
Angela: *you know my problem...* *sighs* I'm sorry Bryan, but I do love him
Groom: *mentally sighs with relief* fine. After all we been through
Angela: I know. I'm truly sorry. But my heart belongs with Drew (scorpio's ex)
Groom: Okay. *pretends sad face*
*rochelle baby here I come*
Drew: My love!
Angela: MY love! *walks off into sunset*
Angela: OMG thank you so much Drew. This is seriously sick but you saved my life.
Drew: yeah, so um. I need to borrow money for condoms tonight, can I have a couple bucks?
Angela: and those better not be "confessing your love for me at the altar"
Drew: ew wtf is wrong with you *snatches money and walks away disgusted*
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Aries: So I basically dressed to look like a fat carrot for nothing...
Taurus: welllll.... *starts playing Harlem shake*
*everyone stays still*
*music plays*
Pisces: *starts raving*
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Aries- Bridesmaid
Taurus- DJ
Gemini- Guest
Cancer- Guest
Leo- Bridesmaid
Virgo- Photographer
Libra- Bridesmaid
Scorpio- Guest
Sagittarius- Guest
Capricorn- Planner/Supervisor
Aquarius- Flowergirl
Pisces- Bridesmaid
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