Beatles REACT

Modern Music

(I've selected the top five songs of 2015 for The Beatles to react to! Enjoy!)

First song: Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd

John: "Why can't he feel his fa - HOLY CRAP, HE'S ON FIRE?!!"

Paul: "I'm a little distracted by this guy's... unusual hairstyle. It looks like he's wearing a bloody palm tree on his head! And everyone knows palm trees are SO last year."

George: "Well, the audience isn't extremely pleased, are they? Hey! That one just threw a perfectly good glass of drink at him!"

Ringo: "It's a catchy song... but why can't he feel his face? I'm confused."

Second song: Where Are U Now? - Justin Bieber

John: "Heh, I wonder how many people drew naughty doodles on this guy's photos. I totally would."

Paul: "Hey! It's that little girl who covered one of my songs! So she's still making music! Well, isn't that wonder - What's that? She's a boy? Really?!"

George: *cringes* "Christ, I can practically taste the auto-tune..."

Ringo: "Am I the only one who thinks the photography is really clever?"

Third song: Drag Me Down - One Direction

John: "They're pretty good-looking lads, aren't they? And I don't mean that in a queer way or anything."

Paul: "Apparently one of the members left, so if this One Direction group is looking for a replacement... I'm always willing to try something new."

George: "So... all they did was muck around on the runway and they got to space in the end?!"

Ringo: "Is that one with the long, curly hair a boy or a really muscular looking girl?"

Fourth song: Worth It - Fifth Harmony

John: "Again with the skimpy clothes and big booties?"

Paul: "Another band that I could potentially join with no problems! And they're trying a bit too hard to be sexy. You girls don't need that."

George: "Are they meant to be feminists? Cos all I see is a bunch of scantily dressed women flaunting themselves and singing about how they're 'worth it'."

Ringo: "Hey! They copied my jumping dance moves from A Hard Day's Night!"

Fifth song: Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon

John: "Whoa... am I tripping or something? I don't remember smoking any weed before I came over."

Paul: *sighs* "Music is just doomed to fail from here, isn't it? You don't tell a woman to shut up and dance! It's just not the way it works!"

George: "It looks like Magical Mystery Tour and One Direction's last album had an affair..."

Ringo: "This reminds me of our early love songs... only we had less synthesizers..."

Verdict on today's music?

John: "Call me old-fashioned and boring, but the lads and I did not pave the musical road as carefully as we did for THIS to happen. Anacondas? Spaceships? Wall Street executives? Puh-lease."

Paul: "It's not terrible, but it's not great either. That One Direction group could use a bit of tweaking; they're got raw potential!"

George: "It's missing a few things: non-sexual lyrics, a good beat, and there's a terrible lacking in sitar music."

Ringo: "I enjoyed some of it. Better than that Anaconda bullcrap."

(Thanks to cleminaX2xk and BananaJoj for suggesting this!)

(George awards Jelly Baby Points to... 1D_teddybear! Congratulations!)