Ask Sans the Skeleton

Human for a day and Mettaton

@SniperHunter

Sans: Probaly just do what I do everyday, go to Grillby's and sleep. Hehe.

@Geminoir

-Flashback at an amusement park on the surface-

Mettaton: Oh Papy, I'm so happy we finally got some alone time together.

Papyrus: I'm happy too! I wish Sans' would've join us, though.

Mettaton: *clearly lying* Yes, I agree. *turns to a cotton candy stand* Excuse me, I would like--

Sans: *left eye glows blue* What would you like? A knuckle sandwich?

Mettaton: S-Sans! Hey! Um, I can explai--

Sans: I swear to God, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, YOU'RE DEAD. Don't EVER sneak a date with my baby brother again. GOT IT?

Mettaton: *nervously nods* Y-Yes...

Sans: Good. *hands him two sticks of cotton candy*

-Present Day-

Sans: Yes, AND I HATE HIM.