Ellie- *playing as Juliet* .... Romeo......
Jeff- yes? *dying in some random process*
Ellie- ..... ROMEO YOURE DYING IN MY HANDS AND YOU FORGOT TO GET THE BILL
Jeff- AH FUCK. HOLD ON, GOTTA GET THAT BILL *jumps off stage and runs to the mansion*
Ellie- *stands up* and that my friends, is why you shall never be like Romeo who has defied my demands. In budgets, Of course.
EJ- I thought this was a romance, not a-
Ellie- ITS ABOUT MONEY NOW GO AND SEE YOUR AO MISS LOVELY
EJ- um ok...... And....
EJ- that reminds me, Ben said you love my Ao.
Ellie- ... I don't.
Ben- HORTON HEARS TWO FUCK ASS LIARS
Deer- *runs over Ellie over Bens command.
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FORGIVE ME, ETERNAL, I HAVE USED YOUR HORTON JOKE. *runs away*
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HumorDrugs do something honestly. ~ Thank you so much for reading and I'm sorry if I ruin your childhood! hehe ~ These characters do not belong to me.
