Ellie- JEFF
Jeff- ELLIE
Ellie- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL
Jeff- what
Ellie- HAVING OUR CREATORS COME INTO THE BOOK
Jeff- .... Y-you mean like my creator from six years ago and your creator from.... Well, wattpad?
Ellie- no. Our creators.
Jeff- *is confused*
Ellie- WERE THEFUCKING CREATORSGODAMMIT
Jeff- *still confused*
Ellie- -_- I mean that we make babies.
Jeff- ........NO MORE BABIES.
Ellie- I need 143 more babies.
Jeff- no more babies.
Ellie- I will take your fucking Twinkie's if you don't fucking fuck the fuck outta me that I get fucking octuplets.
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Does anyone ever count how many times Ellie cusses or
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