Jeff- I like you golden eye...
Ellie- ....thank you, Jeff... But....
Jeff- ?
Ellie- WERE SETTING FIRE, WERE SETTING FIRE TILL OUR LIVES ARE BURNING GOLDDDDDD
Jeff- ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR BURNING?! NO I CANT LOSE YOUUUUUU AGAIN
Ellie- *has already burned*
Jeff- NOOOOOOOO, NOW WE NEED ANOTHER GRAVEEE ;A;
Ben- this time it ain't my fault, dearie.
Deer- *becomes a giant deer and runs over everyone*
Jeff- FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ben- IT WAS NEVER MY FAULT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Deer- *is ruling the world*
Jeff- so what were you saying? *throws Ellie in le grave*
Ben- *tied up in a chair*
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