Killer Protector CRACK

Eleven and Twelve

Eleven-
Ellie- I WANT TO HELP YOU FIGHT
Jeff- e-Ellie.... Your still weak and I don't want you getting hurt
Ellie- weak? I'm pretty sure that if I can fart blood out of my thigh sights, I'm pretty fucking strong.
Jeff-
Jeff- ....
Jeff- YOU MEAN YOUR ON YOUR PERIOD?!
Ellie- nah, haven't had one in two months.
Jeff- ........ DEAR JESUS, I AM NOT READY
Ellie- (/ ⌒▽⌒)/ 👶
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If you don't understand dis, YOuR tOo YouNG
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Twelve-
Ellie- *trying to draw something*
Ian- *looks at her drawing*
Ian- .......that isn't even a drawing is it?...
Ellie- "Titanic" IS TOTES ART OF DRAWING YA LIL SHET
Ian- ....... ITS JUST A WORD, DAMN.
Jeff- *falls from sky and lands on a couch*
Jeff- draw me like one of your French guys
Ellie- *nosebleed*
Ian- YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS DUDE? WTH IM MORE FABULOUS
Ellie- *quietly rejects Ian*
Ian- *crying*
Jeff- i'm waiting
Ellie- .... N-not *double nosebleed* nOt iN PuBLiC (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
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Sorry about adding both of eleven and twelve in the same chapter, I had to so I could keep the book organized since I made that ~update~ chapter yesterday. Anyways, hope you enjoyed ^_^