The Nerd Is Back Bitches! (CURRENTLY EDITING READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Date with the Jerk.

Sam gave me a look and says "I don't want your kisses, goodbye."

"I still want it," Jonathan says to me and I just give him a dry look, "Nathan shut up."

"Oh okay, I don't get a kiss but Will can?" Jonathan suddenly said it made mom stop chopping and Same stop eating. I look at him a bit confused and shock, "Uh what?" I finally said to him. Jonathan fish out his phone and shows me a pic of me and Will in line for the movies "Steven sent this to me," he turns off his phone "So that's all for him?" he gestures at my dress.

"Elizabeth, what are you really up too?" mom asks me while Sam continues to eat as if he's watching a movie.

"Okay, both of you calm down. First of all-" I look at Jonathan "This-" I gesture at my dress "Is not for him, it's for me and second I'm just being nice. Will was the one who treated my ankle, it's just a thank you date." I explain to both of them.

"Yeah right." Sam whispers under his breath but I heard it, I slap him in the shoulder "You're not helping asshole"

Sam just made a face at me and I roll my eyes at him "Okay we'll talk about this after dinner." mom gave me a look, "You guys leave my kitchen and go fight elsewhere, dinner will be ready soon." mom said to us three and we comply. Jonathan, Sam and I go to the living room and wait for them to finish.

Mom and grams finished making dinner after 25 minutes, we all ate and mom lectured me about my motives. I listened, but that doesn't mean I will comply though.

I go to my room to get ready for bed, I showered and changed into my pjs. I was just going to climb into my bed when I notice a cockroach near it. I stand frozen for a second before bolting out of my room and screaming like a maniac.

It made everyone step out of their room to check what is happening,

"Why are you shouting?!" Mom asks with concern

"What's the commotion?" Jonathan asks as if he was startled.

"Why are you shouting dear?" Grams asks

"What now Eli?" Sam asks a bit annoyed

I'm still a bit spooked, "Yuck! Oh my God! There's a cockroach in my room!" I point at my room "We need to burn my room asap before a cockroach infestation starts." I said seriously but it only made Mom and Sam groan and Jonathan and Grams laugh at me.

"That's the reason you're shouting?" mom asks, "YES, mom there's a cockroach in my room!" I repeat. "You shouted like you were being murdered for christ sake! I'm not dealing with this, good night." mom goes back to her room and close the door.

"Nooo! Mom! Let me sleep with you, just for tonight."I knock frantically on her door but she kept it shut and ignore me. I turn to look at Sam, "No. You're on your own." he closes his door as he goes back to his room.

I look at grams, "Sweetie, I would love too but I only have a single bed." grams smiles at me "We'll take care of the cockroach tomorrow." grams goes back to her room and I'm left in the hallway with Jonathan.

"For the record, you can stay in my room." he said nonchalantly, I turn to look at him, "Why can't you just go into my room and kill the pest?" I ask him.

"You know I'm being a nice friend here, you decide. Take my offer or you can go back to your room where there's a cockroach that can crawl on you anytime during your sleep." Jonathan has this shit-eating-grin on his that makes me a bit pissed at him.

"Fine! I'll sleep with you." I say in defeat.

Jonathan's lips curl up into a wicked grin " What?! you should have said so earlier! I don't have any condoms with me, you fine with that?" I shot him a look and he backs away as he raises both of his arms up, "Kidding, kidding, come on let's go to sleep." he nudges his head towards his room.

I enter his room and close the door behind me, Jonathan jumps on the bed and turn to look at me as he pats the space beside him. I roll my eyes at him, "You should just go and sleep in the living room." I say to him as I climb over the bed.

"You sleep in the living room then," he says back,

I grab the blanket and get underneath it, I nudge the blanket even more to me but Jonathan nudges it back.

"Uh, my blanket. If you want to share it with me you have to come closer," he said and he lays down and nudges the blanket even more.

"This is my house." I reminded him

"Uh... no. This is your grandmother's house, not yours. So don't give me that my house, my rules bullshit." he said in an as-a-matter-of-fact voice. I just lay down beside him and scoot a bit closer, I turn my back on him and he tugs the blanket more on his side, making me scoot even closer to him now. He tried to tug it once more but I tug back.

"Nathan..." I warn him, he chuckles and said "Night Eli."

I think it's going to be a long night for me.

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