Craig: I am hotter than ALL you mofos.
Clyde: I love your new attitude...*kisses neck*
Craig: *pulls away* You had your chance, bae.
Clyde: *groans*
Jason: Hey.
Craig: Yas! *makes out with Jason*
Clyde: ...*sighs and walks out*
Emily: So anyways, I live in Orange County, Florida. I'm not telling you exactly where, because the last person I told came to my house and- CLYDE! *hugs*
Clyde: What?!
Emily: You were tops with Token, right?
Clyde: *mutters* Bottom.
Craig: KNEW IT! *jumps out with camera*
Clyde: Ugh.
Craig: BITCH, I KNEW YOU WERE THE FUCKING UKE. YOU CAN'T LAST 5 FUCKING SEC-
Token: *tackles Craig* Shut your dick-sucking mouth! *punches*
Craig: *lays in pool of blood*
Token: *picks up Clyde and goes upstairs*
Emily: ...okay...*grabs phone* 911?
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