Stan: Baby, be the class clown...
Kyle: I'll be the beauty queen in tears!
Kenny: LET'S GO DOWN TO THE TENNIS COURT AND TALK IT UP LIKE YEAH!
Craig: *flips off* Yeah.
Stan: Wait, why is everyone here?
Michael: *smokes cigarette and looks around* Wait, why are we here?
Matt: Uh, hey. We're here to inform you that Ms. Pachasa has lost her mind. *walks out flipping Jew-fro*
Cartman: *comes downstairs wearing towel* Who used all the lube? *sees people* HOLY MEL GIBSON!
Wendy: Stan, I forgive you. *hugs*
Pewdiepie: It's the fat kid! *quacks*
Emily: *stumbles in laughing like a maniac* THE LEMONS! THE FUCKING LEMONS FUEL MY SOULLLLL! *drinks lemonade and passes out*
Kyle: *checks Wattpad* Kyman? KYMAN?!
Kenny: *nudges Emily* I thought you hated Kyman!
Emily: Ehhhh they're cute to me now...as kittens...
Randy: Everything is cute in kitten form.
Emily: They remind me of Arin and Danny...
Kyle: Who?
Emily: FUCKING GAME GRUMPS JERK! A JEW AND A FAT GUY! SMOOCHIE SMOO! *tosses lemonade*
Patty: *comes downstairs wearing towel* Eric, I- *sees people* Oh...
All girls: *take pictures*
Bebe: Stupid slut.
Emily: HEEHEEHEE! *passes out*
Kyle: Oh, fuck it. *makes out with Cartman and runs upstairs*
Stan: Um...
Kenny: What?
Craig: Fuck you. *turns off camera*
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